Pick Me Up

Walmart

My family and I walked into WalieWorld or as some may call it, Walmart, for our regular shopping routine. My mother hates shopping here but the place we usually go to, Whole foods, doesn't have what she needs. I decide to go check out the toys area. I get there and I have this weird feeling like someone is watching me, I turn around but no one is there, I decided it was nothing and shrugged it off. I picked up a toy off the shelf, being greeted by big staring googly eyes. The toy has a big fluffy red head with a furry red body as well. I found a button on its foot, so naturally, I press it. The red fluffy demon toy began to blare a childrens song. I hastily shoved it back onto the shelf from which I found it, but burying it deep into the back to minimize the sound. I walk away, whistling and praying that no one had seen or heard me. I then heard a quiet snicker, I turned around and noticed a man standing at the end of the isle laughing at me. "What's your problem?" I hiss at him while looking at the ground because I can feel my face burning. He brushes his tears away and says, "May I ask you a few questions?" and then let's out one more quiet snicker before sighing.