7 minutes in hell

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I hesitantly knocked on the door and waited for a few moments for someone to answer. I could hear muffled music. it sounded like the dora soundtrack. "OH HELLO THERE," shrek said enthusiastically. "Hey..." i blushed. "well come on in! the party is just getting started." shrek motioned for me to go in and i did. i saw 6 people sitting on a large brown sectional. It seemed to be kids from my school i didn't associate with. Jeff the killer (we just call him jeff), Some emo girl called Francis, The weeknd, Fiona (shreks crush...), Bob Duncan, and Shane dawson in pig form. "we're about to play 7 minutes in heaven!", jeff said. "oh i don't know if i want to participate in that..." "come on charlie it'll be fun!", shrek said. Shane squealed in agreement. "Oh fine," everyone cheered. "now put your name in this hat." "ok who wants to go first?", shrek asked. "ME!" Francis said. "someones a little excited there.." francis took a name out of the hat quickly. she looked down at her strip of paper in dissapointment. "jeff...", she said in sorrowful tone. jeff noticed. "hey whats wrong with me?" "nothing. lets just get this over with. " she dragged jeff in the closet and slammed it shut." "ooooooo!" everyone said. grunting could be heard from the closet. "OOOOO!" the "oo's" got louder. everyone crowded against the door and started doing little school girl giggles. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" francis' screams echoed throughout the house. "damn she must be getting pounded HARD." bob said. "Heheheheheh..." "SHUT UP ABEL!", fiona said. "sorry.." shane made cute little snorting sounds. after 4 minutes passed the grunting stopped. "DAMN HE FINISHED FASTER THAN ME!", bob said. "OMG BE QUIET THEYLL HEAR YOU!", fiona scolded. bob rolled his eyes, not giving a single shit about what fiona thinks. eventually 4 minutes went by without a sound. "Has it been 7 minutes?", jeff asked. "yeah...", abel ran to the couch to make it seem like he wasnt leaning against the door. everyone else followed. jeff came out with mysterious red stains on his hoodie. "what are those stains?" i asked. "ummmm... shes on her period?" he said. "why isnt francis coming out." i asked. jeff rubbed the back of his neck. i opened the closet to see francis' dead body. "she would've wanted it." bob said. everyone glared at him before dragging the body in the yard to bury it. "here ya go jeffy." shrek tossed a shovel at him. "you better not get me arrested. come inside when you're done." shrek said. jeff sighed and started digging. everyone else went back inside and sat on the couch. "i think Charlie should go next." Shane said in pig language. "whatever." charlie tried to act cool. she picked a strip of paper out of the hat with a shaky hand. "s-shrek."