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Dammit Kid.

P.O.V. ===> Dirk Strider

Once Dave left the car I sat back down and stayed quiet.

"Hey Dirk?" Jake English, the hottest person in the world, and my best friend, was trying to get my attention.

"What?" I reply boredly.

"Why did you let Dave go to school without his glasses, you remember what happened when we were younger, don't you?" He asked concerned, his thick British accent seeping over every word.

"The kid needs to learn for himself why bro and I make him wear those glasses, otherwise he's just going to get burned worse when he decides to go against us in secret and take them off when we aren't there. At which point he wouldn't tell us because he would be afraid of getting in trouble." I stated calmly still calculating every word before it leaves my mouth.

"Still don't understand why you don't share the thing that happened with you, and just become closer as siblings, that's what John and I do and we have a great brother and sister relationship." Stated Jane when we got to a stoplight.

"It doesn't work like that for anyone but you two Jane." Snapped Roxy calmly glancing out of the car window.

"Oh, well pardon me for trying to help miss perfect! I don't understand why you hang out with this priss Dirk, you are the only one in the car at the moment who wants her to come to school with us." Jane snaps back causing Roxy to slightly cringe, no one but me noticed.

"True or not I am technically part of the 'cool' kids, I do have an image to keep up." With my comment Roxy visibly moved, still looking like she doesn't care but secretly showing that she does. I calmly give her a sign to speak up if she cares so much.

"What am I not 'cool' enough to be your best buddy strider?" Asks Jake teasingly.

"Nah, you're both cool, I was just trying to get a rise out of this one." I state pointing a backwards thumb to Roxy, who then rolled her eyes and calmly stated,

"Fuck you strider." To which I debated for a split second before stating,

"You wish Lalonde." Whilst smirking.

"As if I would want a gay ass fuckboy like you Dirk, but I do know who in this car you want to skrew." She replies finally joining the conversation.

"Yeah, and I know the same for you." I reply immidiately, without a second thought.

"Precisely, so stop attempting to tease me with such outrageous comments."

"Woah, are those words even in your vocabulary? I've never heard you use them before."

"Uhhh... guys we're here..." Stated Jake akwardly.

"Finally, ugh... I wish I had my uhhh... water...but I left it at home."

"Here I carry a flask." I say pulling out the flask that bro doesn't give a shit that I have because I only use it for Roxy.

"Thank you once again strider." Roxy states taking it from me and taking a swig, then cringing," what do you put in this?"

"Pure vodka."

"Oh, it works at least."

"C'mon Jake let's go hang out with our school group, I can't stand to be near people who would willingly drink alcohol illegally, especially on school property." States Jane in a condescending tone.

"Okay, see you after school strider!"

"See you english."
The rest of the day happened as it normally does, people being dicks because I'm a dick to them, and chicks digging it because they think that I'm just acting cool to act cool. But throughout the day I have had a feeling of dread, like there was somthing wrong. I didn't under stand the feeling till I got a text from bro after school...

BRO: home now

DIRK: what about Dave?

BRO: he already is home.

DIRK: oh shit.

I immediately texted Jane and Roxy and told them what happened

"Kid. Roof. Now." Bro stated the moment I walk through the door.

"Alright." I reply setting down my backpack and heading to the stairs.

P.O.V. ====> Dave Strider

I watch as bro follows Dirk up the stairs to the roof, I didn't mean to cause Dirk any trouble I just didn't want to wear the shades. I sit down and wait for them to come back down when I notice dirk's phone buzzing off the charts, I unlock it and look at his texts.

ROXY: Dirk what hapnet? Hows dev?.
ROXY: *Davee
ROXY:you know.
DIRK: Dirk is unable to answer the phone right now this is Dave speaking haw may I help you?
ROXY: Davee! Hi howr you doing? Is eryting alight? Dirk left in a hury.
DIRK: yeah I just got suspended for swearing at the principal is all.
ROXY: you swore at yur princpl?
DIRK: yup he was being an ass so i called him out on it.
ROXY: Y'S dirky in trouble fur whatchu did?
DIRK: Because it was partially about my lack of shades.
ROXY: So what? Is yur on filt. Right?
DIRK: yeah but bro misunderstood.
ROXY: okayzees. Bubye davee.
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JANE: I can't believe you, why don't you walk Roxy home yourself, I can't stand to be near her, especially when she is like she is now.
DIRK: you mean drunk off her ass?
JANE: yes I mean drunk and you know I don't mind verbal swearing but I would prefer you not to swear over text, my dad might see it
With this I had an idea.
DIRK: right yeah forgot, sorry.
JANE: Dirk? Are you okay? You're acting kind of funny...
DIRK: In all honesty I am not Dirk, I am Dave, Dirk is currently working on not getting his ass handed to him by bro,
DIRK: you know, for letting me go to school without my shades.