RP STARTERS FOR MY GOTHAM ANONS

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Hello everyone! AJ here to (finally) update this book again! I just updated the intro, inviting in two new muses: Jeremiah Valeska and Ecco. If you all want to rp with these new muses, just let me know! Now, here are a list of some random starters, enjoy!

"I'm not jealous."

"You're jealous, aren't you?"

"Are you sure this is legal?"

"Isn't this amazing?"

"I'm going to take care of you, okay?"

"Stay the night. Please."

"Run away with me."

"You did WHAT?"

"I might have had a few shots."

"I could kiss you right now!"

"Are you done with that?"

"Kiss me."

"Are you still awake..?"

"Excuse you?"

"Screw you!"

"You're a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"You are infuriating!"

"Just shut up already."

"Bite me."

"Kiss my ass."

"Just admit I'm right."

"Just admit you're wrong."

"That's it. End of discussion."

"I don't believe you."

"Fuck you!"

"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you."

"It's you, it's always been you."

"Well this is awkward..."

"Just pretend to be my date".

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."

"I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"

"What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize."

"Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system."

"You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"

"Give me cake or give me death."

"On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst', how much of an adult are you?"

"When you love someone, you just don't stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy... even then. Specially then!"

"I think I've been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again."

"I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside."

"I vote today to be a pajama day."

"You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that's going to stop us, but at least I'll have all the facts."

"You know we're suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do."

"All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner."

"I don't think I've ever played spin the bottle."

"Sorry! I didn't mean to touch your butt."

"To the night you'll never remember!"

"Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?"

"Could I sit here? All the other tables are full."

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole."

"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot."

"You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!"

"You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don't give."

"You're like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?"

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"

"Do you need me to kill someone for you?"

"Oh my god, are you okay? I'm calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you."

"I'm gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?"

"It's midnight, what do you want?"

"If I wake up in the morning and I'm dead... Wait."

"You are completely unfit to handle a child."

"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."

"Don't you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!" 

~STOLEN~