Short Stories

21. "Good-bye!"

Lily sighed heavily. She had been turned into popcorn five times this week, its getting annoying.

"Yo Lily, whatcha up to?" I asked.

"Thinking." Lily said dully.

"Hehehe." I started to lauh evilly.

"What?" Lily started to panic.

"You know, you've lived past everything everyone has done to you. Im surprised." I lowered my head and smirked.

Realization hit Lily, she got onto to her knees, "Please! Please, a few more years!"

"Nope! You got nothing to sell to me." I stated.

"Burn in hell!" Lily spat.

"I've already did." I turned away and started to chant greek.

"Πάρτε την αθανασία αυτού του κοριτσιού μακριά! Δεν έχει τίποτα άλλο να πουλήσει, έτσι μακριά μαζί της, πηγαίνει!" I chant, "Εκτός από τον θανάσιμο κόσμο, η Lily πηγαίνει! Πάρε! Ελπίζω ότι θα απολαύσετε τον κόσμο Mortal χωρίς να επιστρέψετε, είμαι βέβαιος ότι ο Hades θα ήθελε πολύ να σας δει εκεί. Μπορείτε να εξαπατήσετε το θάνατο πολλές φορές πριν, όχι αυτή τη φορά."

Lily started to disappear, "JORDAN! I FUCKING HATE-"

"I hate you, bitch." I cut Lily off and she fully disappears, "Good-bye!"

All of sudden there is screaming in the Mortal world.

I turn around to face you, "That why you don't get me angry." I smile.

"..." You are silent.

"What? Dont like it?" I ask.

"What- what happened to Lily?" You ask.

"She's in the Mortal Wolrd now." I said, "Do you want to join her?"

"N-no!" You said quickly.

"It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
F**k and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't wanna be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you've gotten in my way

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

It's a b**ch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

Oh, I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh, I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride." I sing, then I snirk.

"Wa-!" You try to speak but I cut you off.

"Good-bye!" I say as you go into the Mortal world, "I love my job!"