Texting.
Boy: Sally?
Girl: Yes?
Boy: Remember how I was drunk last night??
Girl: Yes...
Boy: Something happened..
Girl: What is it!!??
Boy: I think I found out that I'm sorta into boys...
Girl: Why do u say that?
Boy: Well, to start I had a really great time with this boy... And he...
Girl: He what!!
Boy: I think he got me...
Girl: He got u what!!
Boy: Well he got me a pregnancy test, he said that he wanted to give it to someone who really needed it... I asked if it was for me.. He said "of course"-- he never finished, he passed out!!
Girl: R U sure he wasnt going to say of course not!
Boy: Oh, wait do u think he didnt like me??
Girl: Well, he probably meant to give it to me...
Boy: But why you, there are 4 in this pack!
Girl: But.. But... That's weird!!
Boy: What is??
Girl: You can get them in a single pack.. R u sure that u didnt meat anyone else who u had a good time with??
Boy: Well, there is something I haven't told u...
Girl: What👿 U R making me mad!
Boy: Well, at that party I also met other people..
Girl: What!?!
Boy: They were girls...
Girl: And???
Boy: Well, they told me to call them😉
Girl: What!!
Boy: So I did, I stepped outside earlier and called them.. But thats when it got wierd... The cops showed up....
Girl: What!! Give me their number right now! I'll give them a peice of my mind!
Boy: Number?? No I called them, I called out their name, I never got a number....
Girl: Oh good!
Boy: But one of then was in the cop car, she ran out and.. Well she came into my apartment..
Girl: What!?
Boy: Don't worry!! I handeled it, this is why I was needing to talk to you, I need your help.... I need you to come over here right now!
Girl: What no!! I can't she is still there...
Boy: Wait how did you know??
Girl: Do you know what day it is...
Boy: No! And I really need your help!!
Girl: Its April Fools Day!!! Haha I got u good. I planned everything!! There is one more suprise tho..
Boy: What????
Girl: Come to my house..
Boy: Why?!?!
Girl: Bcuz!!
Boy: Fine!_____________________________
The girl proposes. The man thought it was a joke... But he accepted, they are now happy ☺! The boy has learned his share of being drunk.. But remember how I said he was into boys? It turns out that he isn't, he was drunk. And his "good times" were dreams, he passed out a ton. The cops were all part of the plan..THANKS FOR READING!! IF YOU ENJOYED PLEASE VOTE AND LEAVE A COMMENT!!
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