10 Optimus Prime quotes useful in the workplace

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1.Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
2.Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
3. Sometimes even the wisest of men and machines can be in error
4.we lost a great comrade but gained new ones thank you all of you. You honor us with your bravery.
5.like us there's more to them then meets the eye
6.I will accept this burden with all that I am.
7.there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory.
8.until that day till all are one
9.it's been a honor serving with you all.

If you want to threaten them and use 10.we,re putting your company into bankruptcy.

Number 1 is for:if you are in charge of a project and your winy staff members are just watching the clock and waiting to go home inspire them by using this line.suggest that the product is their calling and they are the only ones who can see it to completion. You can always fire their sorry ass if they are still unmotivated.

Number 2 is for:if your boss wants you to work overtime on nights and/or weekends with no overtime pay throw this line in his face. Freedom is the right including freedom to not work.

Number 3 is for: this is an excellent line to use when you have made an error and poeple have found out about it. Not only do you man up to the mistake you made the implication that errors are bound to happen and they will be made by everyone given enough time. Almost make you look good for making the mistake in the first place.

Number 4 is for: management love to save dollars by slashing the jobs of senior level personnel and replacing them with cheaper workers of less skill and less experience. The thinking here is that the company can pay less and still get the same quality of work as before. Those of us that have been in any industry long enough know that this is rarely the case. But we all know management just loves bad decisions so this is a practice that will continue till the end of time. And when it does happen and you are welcoming the new substitutes into the fold you can greet them with this line. Losing the great comrades refers to the senior member that was let go and the new personnel does indeed honour you with their bravery because they have no idea what they,re getting in to without the senior member present.

Number 5 is for: let's say you suspect a rival company is up to something. Or let's say there,s some bad blood going on between your dept/team/group with another one in the same company and you suspect they,re up to no good that will be the perfect time to whip out this line you are implying they can be just as crafty as you are. And this is a light warning that you should take heed of their activity.

Number 6 is for: you have just been handed a project and you want to let you boss know he has made the right choice in letting you hold the reins. Show your enthusiasm by uttering this line loud and clear don't be shy. Management loves poeple who appear to take responsibility. If the project really does suck, turn around and give it to one of your underlings.

Number 7 is for: in every office there are individuals that love to volunteer the entire team into taking on more assignments or doing more work. While that's great for these over-caffeinated workaholics you rather spend your spare time napping or playing golf curb their enthusiasm by using this quote. Pretend you care by letting them know that if they do to much too soon they may burn themselves out a not be able to work at all.

Number 8 is for: a delivery date is is fast approaching and your boss wants an update on the status of the project if the project is not going well or if you simply don't have any freakin clue, on how it's going then it is time to answer with this line this response is cool enough that it sounds like you have given the update and taken responsibility for its statues but at the same time you didn't actually say anything. Your boss is free the interpret the meaning of this response. More often than not he'll just be too embarrassed to ask you what you really mean because he's afraid he might look stupid. Use that to your advantage.

Number 9 is for: when you've been fired for using any of those quotes in the manner listed above.

Number 10 is for: you are negotiating with a rival company. Things aren't going well and you've had enough threaten them a little with this quote show them the meaning of hostile takeover tansformer style

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 12, 2014 ⏰

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