Pokemon One shots

An Invention~

Ok hey nubz, this is gonna be a not that romantic. LoL, I need holy water cuz I was searching underage shipping for pokemon. Oh by the way, all the rivals and Ash's companions except for Tracy, Brock, Bonnie and Cilian (i forgot how spell it) are in this story because they're going to school.
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Ash's p.o.v.~
Me and Clemont became boyfriends ever since he came to Alola. All my past rivals and most of my previous companions come to go to the Alola school. All of them are in my class, which is the largest class in the school. Huh, I feel bad for Kukui for handling all that work. Serena had a hard time to get over the fact that I'm gay and the other girls (except for Bonnie) since they liked me. They all are living in a hotel in Mele-Mele island. Me and Clemont are walking together to school early. "So Ash, how is Serena doing?" Clemont ask while we're walking down the school halls. "Oh she's been doing fine, she's got over me." I respond. "Oh, well that's good." Clemont said. We arrived to class 5 minutes early and we put our things down. "Hey Ash, wanna see my newest invention?" Clemont ask me. "Aww yes! Science is so amazing!" I said happily. I really like Clemont's inventions, since it's so cool.

Third person p.o.v.~

Kukui and the other classmates are walking to their class but they all stop when they herd something. "C-Clemont-!! S-stop please! I-It hurts!!" Ash said whining. The classmates and the teacher couldn't believe their ears on what they are hearing. "I know it hurts, but it won't hurt that much if you stay still!" Clemont said, trying to reassure Ash. "Y-yeah I know! But it's way too big!" Ash cried to stop. "Are they. . ?" Kukui said quietly so Ash and Clemont won't hear. "Argg! That's disgusting! Look we all know that they're gay but, they don't have do it in school!" Paul said loud enough so his teacher and classmates could hear except the two boys in the class room. "Look I know that it's deep, hold my hand." Clemont said. 'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!? THEY ARE DOING IT IN SCHOOL!? I KNOW THAT THEY ARE IN THE LEGAL AGE TO HAVE SEX WHEN THEY'RE 10 SINCE THEY WERE BORN IN KANTO AND KALOS. BUT THEY'RE STILL TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!! And Ash is the one to be fucked by Clemont, I thought he would be top but, guess Arceus had other plans.' Kukui thought then face palm. The classmates and Kukui takes a peep in the class. They only see half of Ash but not Clemont, on his knees in a doggy style without a shirt. They were in shock when they see Ash crying on the floor in doggy style, they all freeze were they're standing. "N-no-!! P-please!! Don't put your milk inside of m-me!!" Ash begged Clemont. "I-Is this sex or rape. . ?" Question Lillie. Kukui look at Lillie then back to Ash. "S-shit! You're bleeding more!" Clemont said worryingly. The classmates and Kukui finally couldn't take it anymore so they rush inside the classroom to what they're doing. "ALLRIGHT, STOP WHAT YOUR DOING OR I WILL EXPELL YOU BOTH!" Kukui yelled angrily then pause at his tracks.

The teacher and classmates were confused on what is happening. "Why are you yelling?" Both Ash and Clemont said. They saw Clemont wiping off the blood on Ash's back with a white cloth and Ash gripping on Clemont's other hand. "W-what happened here. . ?" They all ask. "I was going to show Ash my latest invention but he tripped on his book bag and his back hit a box cutter on the desk while falling down. It left a huge and deep cut on his back, so I grabbed my first aid kit and I put alcohol to clean any possible infection and took off his shirt. I was using this cloth to absorb the blood on his back." Clemont explained, pointing the dest with the bloody box cutter. "Ooooooohhhhhh. . ." The rest said, realizing they weren't doing it. "But why did you said don't put his milk inside you?" Kukui question Ash. "O-oh because he was going to rub his milk creme on my back, and I thought the would get worse." Ash said in pain. "Ash I'll take you to the nurse-" "No." Clemont broke off Kukui. Clemont speads the milk creme onto Ash's back. Ash wince. Ash's back healed quickly and didn't left any scars on his back. Everyone gasped on what just happened. Ash gets up puts back on his shirt. "How did you-?" Lillie question. "Oh this is my newest invention. It's made out of momo milk, ouran berry juice, heal pulse, and Tapu Lele's scales (since I spend time around a legendary Pokemon magnet). It can heal about anything." Clemont said. "Man science is so amazing!" Ash said happily. "What did you think we were do-*realization* oh. O-oH!" Clemont said with his face red as a tomato. "Clemont are you sick? Your face is red!" Ash said worryingly. Clemont covers Ash's ears. "My Ash is way too pure and innocent, he doesn't know sex. . . *cries*" Clemont said, taking off his hands from Ash's ears. "Why you did that for?" Ask Ash. "Because I didn't want you to listen on what I had to say. Did you hear any of it?" Clemont explain then ask. "No I didn't hear anything." Ash said. "Ok well, let's start the day!" Kukui said to get out of the situation.

The box cutter on the desk dissappear by a yellow mouse. "Heh heh, part of the plan~" Ash's Pikachu said evilly.