Even A Thousand Words

^Chapter 1^ Inappropriate Game For Kids (Flappy Bird)

Chanyeol_Baekhyun_52: Sorry sa pagiba-iba ng starting ng storya, hinde pa tlaga ako sure paituloy ko pa ang storya na toh. Pagayaw niyo idelete ang 'Thousand Words' please vote at comment, pag ayaw niyo ang storya ko comment nlang kahit negative. I'm too fabulous too get offensive. Hehe... totoo naman. Enjoy! :)

Naomi's (Played by Demi Lovato) POV

Can't wait for the dismissal, it's not that I hate school it's just that... Bakit ba ako nag-english dito?! I'm Filipino-American for god svke. Ako pala si Naomi Benscuit, parang 'Biscuit' dba? Hehe... Alam ko ang iniisip niyo, sa american-magandang mukha ko na toh mahimatay ang mga babae sa kaselos.

Half American kasi ako eh, kaya nga English ang favorite subject ko. Pero mas maganda mag-aaral dito sa pilipinas sa Logan University.

Parang nerd ang type ko pero pagdating sa looky-looks envy agad and ma-describe mo sa sarili mo pagnakita mo ako. Isang normal na babae lang ako, palagi pumunta sa paaralan para mag-aral, matulog ng normal time (12pm to 1am), hinde ganoon mayaman o mahirap simple lng.

Hinde naman sosyal ang trabaho ng nanay at tatay ko, wala kaming servants, butlers, maids, cooks, o security guards. Ano aakala mo saakin, prinsesa?! Masgusto ko pa magpakasal sa isang kambing kaysa maging kulay pink.

Ang buhay ko ay parang sa inyo pero maganda lang ang problema ko. 18 years old na pala ako, malapit na mag graduate ng senior year, mag college students na kami. WooHoo!...

College teachers teaches advanced english subjects, curious nga ako eh. Here I am yaking about myself. Balik tayo sa reality, so no love life people. Just kidding. P.S I don't want to brag but I have a.... boyfriend. Cute, great at sex (Don't know yet but he has a great shaped ass) handsome, popular (But not as popular as me) got every girl's attention to jealousy. Perfect couple hah. Wondering on how I speak in English without nosebleeding?

I've been raised in America since birth 'til I'm at the age 9. Since my parents got divorced my mom picked me up and we went to a new start from Philippines. Philippines is an awesome country even though it's corrupted. I'm popular in Logan University P.S I wasn't that popular in America. But please my dad won't pick me up and go back to America.

Yeah sure America is a fun country but not as fun as Philippines. For all Filipino's out there, appreciate who you are! No more Filipino Hater in facebook! And more sinigang, pansit and adobo for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

IT'S DISMISSAL! FREEDOM HAS VISITED AND I'M ABOUT TO OPEN THE DOOR! Wait.....nope. It's not the 'dismissal bell'. It's 'starting of class' bell. What the hell is going on?! How did the time flew?! At least one more good luck for me, as always. Our teacher is considered absent cause she was chopping some onions and her son Mark pushed her and.... you know..... the onion she was chopping was suddenly her. I am so proud for Mark. No Classes!

Ok, where is my cellphone? Oh right I always keep it aside my bra. Just kidding. I put it in my jacket's pocket. Don't be GM (AKA Green Minded) Ok... wait what is this? Flappy Bird? Did my little brother download this? Yep guys, I have a little brother named Nikki (Too Girly) he's already 7 years old but height as a prep pupil but cute as a little button.

He always downloads any kind of glames in my cellphone cause he has nothing to do with his life. Subukin ko na lng nga ang Flappy Bird. Wala nman ako malaro kasi nalaro ko na ang mga paglaruan na toh ng isang benteng beses. Ok... Wow ang cute ng ibon at parang Mario. Mamamia! Ok... tap?

*Tap*

*Game Over*

Huh? What the f*ck just happened? Sinabi niyang tap eh. Wait lng, wait lng, one more time.

*Tap*

*Game Over*

What the hell is going on?! Baka idouble tap mo. Wait lng isa pa

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Game Over*

Ano?! Hindi naman nahawakan yung tube na yun galing sa Mario! What the F is going on?! Ok ok isa pa, isa pa

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Game Over*

Whoa -Shockingly happy- isa lng?! What! Ayoko nga ishare ang score ko na 1 lng. Don't be rude. Isa pa, isa pa

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Game Over*

OhMyGod! This game is racist! Ok, it's not my fault this birds are suicidal. I'm trying to get them into the tubes but they're choosing to hit them instead. Ok, last one, last one

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

*Tap*

-About to reach round 3-

*Game Over*

What the #$&@ is going on with this game?! And how the hell did my Little Nikki got 17?! Is this bird only racist to me and not to my little brother?! I will never play this game again.......

5 seconds later...

Ok last one, LAST ONE!

*TAP*

*TAP*

*TAP*

*TAP*

*TAP*

*GAME OVER*

WHAT NOOOO?! This game is bloody stupid, I tried to be polite in the situation but this bird kept ruining it!

Napa-shut down ko ang cellphone ko. Stupid game. Magaling ako pero useless ang character. Flappy flappy bird.... foop ko na nga lang ang malaking labi niya.

I hate that game. I hate that game

That game is violent! I almost broke my cellphone's screen because of this game.

If you don't know the game Flappy Bird. Don't play it. It'll destroy your life. Ya Psycho!