Author~chan: *sitting in office typing on laptop* Okay, so first this, then I can do this, and soon that...
Lucy: *runs in crying* Author~chan! Author~chan!
Author~chan: *looks up from laptop* Lucy? What's the matter?
Lucy: Natsu's cheating on me!
Author~chan: I know.
Lucy: What?!
Author~chan: I am the author, I choose their paths.
Lucy: You're the worst! *runs out*
Author~chan: I know. *starts typing again*
~At the court~
(Everyone that is a dragon slayer and everyone in Fairy Tail are here)
Makarov: Natsu, you are being accused for cheating, is this true?
Natsu: *sitting in chair* Yep.
Makarov: Huh, that was easier then I expected.
Zarina: *runs in* Master! I havs big news!
Makarov: What is it Zarina?
Zarina: I found out why Natsu cheated on Lucy!
Makarov: Really? Why?
Zarina: It's because....he's gay!
Everyone: *silent*
Makarov: Are you insane?! If we assume he cheated merely because he's gay and we're wrong, we'll look both desperate and homophobic!
Zarina: Master, I completely believe this, you have to trust me.
Makarov: In that case, where is your proof?
Zarina: There right there! Look at that tanned, well-tinted skin, look at the killer shape he's in, look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please he's gay, totally gay!
Makarov: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate, a totally straight expatriate, this guys not gay, I say, not gay.
Everyone: That is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fay?
Cobra: But look at his croiffed and crispy locks.
Zarina: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Elfman: There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing.
Zarina: What are we seeing?
Elfman: Is he gay....
Zarina: Of course he's gay!
Elfman: Or European!
DUN!
Everyone: Ohhhhhh...
Dun.
Dun.
Dun.
Everyone: Gay, or European, it's hard, to guarantee, is he gay, or European... *all look at Sting*
Sting: Well hey, don't look at me!
Erza: You see they bring their boys up different, in those charming foreign ports, they play peculiar sports.
Everyone: In shining shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella, the answer could take weeks! They both say things like "Ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks!
Zarina: Oh please!
Everyone: Gay or European, so many shades of gray!
Sting: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!
Everyone: Is he gay or European? Or-
Juvia: There right there! Look at that condescending smirk, seen in on every guy at work, that is a metro hetro jerk! That guys not gay, I say, no way!
Everyone: That is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to presume, that a hottie in that costume...
Zarina: Is automatically radically-
Gajeel: Ironically chronically-
Erza: Certainly pertin'ly-
Sting: Genetically medically-
Everyone: Gay! Offically gay! Officially gay! Gay gay gay!
Natsu: *kisses Lucy's hand*
Everyone: Damnit! Gay or European?
Gajeel: So stylish and relaxed-
Everyone: Is he gay or European?
Laxus: I think his chest is waxed.
Erza: But they bring their boys up different, there it's culturally diverse, it's not a fashion curse-
Everyone: If he wears a kilt, or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code!
Juvia: His accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointy toed.
Everyone: Huh. Gay or European, so many shades of gray!
Lissana: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on Saturday!
Everyone: Gay or European? Gay or European? GAY OR EURO-
Freed: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea I'd like to try.
Makarov: The floor is yours.
Freed: So, Mr. Dragneel, this cheating on Ms. Heartfilia has been going on for...
Natsu: Two weeks.
Freed: And your first name again is...
Natsu: Natsu.
Freed: And your boyfriend's name is...
Natsu: Gray.
Everyone: *gasps*
Natsu: I'm sorry! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend, I thought you said best friend! Gray is my, best friend.
Gray: You bastard!
DUN
Gray: You lying bastard!
DUN
Gray: That's it! I'm not covering for you, anymore! Everyone, I have a big announcement! This man is gay, and European!
Everyone: Woah!
Gray: And neither is disgrace!
Everyone: Oh.
Gray: You've got to stop your being, and completely closet case!
Everyone: Oh.
Gray: It's me, not her, he's seeing, no matter what he may say! I swear he never, ever, ever, swung the other way! *walks up to Natsu* You are so gay, you being parfait, you flaming boy band cabaret!
Natsu: I'm straight!
Gray: You were not yesterday. So if I may, I'm proud to say, he's gay!
Everyone: And European!
Gray: He's gay!
Everyone: And European!
Gray: He's gay!
Everyone: And European, and gay!
Natsu: Fine! Okay, I'm gay!
Everyone: Hooray!
Dun, dun dun dun dun!
~Meanwhile in author~chan's office~
Author~chan: *dancing around* He's gay! And European! He's gay! And European! He's gay! And European, and ga-oh, hello readers! So, I hope you liked this gratsu special! It took a pretty long time to make! I will make a part 2, where the dragon slayers react to gratsu, just like any other ship.
Gratsu is my OTP, so I wanted to make it special. Anyways, I think it's time to end the chapter. So, as they say in Japanese, Kon'nichiwa! Oh shit, that mean hello.
Author~chan can't speak Japanese very well.
Next ship-Gratsu part 2.
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Fanfiction~Disclaimer~ I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. A/n: This book is on hold until further notice. Read more on the last chapter.
