"Is This Hell"?! Naruto's BFF

LAST MISSION: SUBBZERO

Sakura"I miss K.S, it's getting to be boring without him". She sighs.

Naruto"Eh, Sakura" He blushes giving her flowers.

She punches his stomach sending him into a tree. "Hmmph, Honestly Naruto your getting mire dumb everyday.

.. Why can't you be cool like sasuke"!

Sasugay rolls his eyes.

Sakura drags him with the help of Sasuke too a pond so the water can awaken him.

"OEWWWWWYOW, Geez Grandma you could end up getting more wrinkles from doing this"!

She gets up in his face white eyed.

"IM SORRY...WHAT WAS THAT"??!!

He fades and shrinks back. "n-n-nothing sakura chan"!.

Sasugay pinpoints the location out of the village. They ran with him to a dessery area.

"Is this a genjutsu"? Sakura Obviously says.

Sasugay wonders as well. Naruto still picking up the pieces on what just happened, starts taking notice.

"Well...Good Job Sherlock you just had to leave didn't you"??!

Sasugay undoes the jutsu but nothing happens.

"Well were stuck.... thank you everythins so suspicious let me just find out why"??

Sasugay"Are you talking too me"??

Naruto just facepalms.

"Look We Know this is mostly naruto's fault but lets make the best of it".

They all agree-

"Wait... MY FAUULT"!!!!

"Sasuke I have three words for you

Shut the Fuck Up"!!!

-.-SHH (Shakes his head at the dobe).

"Um.. Where's Sakura-Chan??"

Sasugay looks around like a dumbass.

"Ggr" he growls in annoyance. "She better not be lost". Naruto nods with him.

Girumi disguises herself as a sandstorm in the desert so it is easier for her to capture Sakura. Sakura is taken to her hideout restrained with chakra shackles on her arms and feet in a chair with her arms on both sides of the chair. Her eyes is tightly covered with a scarf.

Girumi smiles evilly. "Uhgn Ughn, Get me out of here... please whoever did this"!!! Girumi rolls her eyes and places a chakra gag on her.

Sakura is now in the hands of Girumi. Sakura cries out desperately but it's no use. Tears start forming out of her eyes.

She whispers in her ear. Sakura moves but her grip is too strong well her magic touch. "It's okay ... if they do survive somehow miraculously find this place.... i won't inflict pain on you anymore". She then licks her ear all over. 'Shes so kawaii though'. Sakura screams and passes out from girumi biting her ear.

"Thnx Sakura.. I needed your blood". She goes to her cauldron and spits out her blood into it. Eew right?

Now that she has human blood she is able to recreate her cat. She chants some words. An image pops up she touches it and her mini friend is back. She sighs in relief.... 'Woah I thought if I brought him back he'll turn into some deformed creature'. Then he starts coughing floating hairballs. She dodges them and tosses him in the fire.

"Defective Furball" She just stares at Sakura and her bleeding ear. 'Why didn't it work... unlesss she's the incorrect blood type'. Sakura grows concious and opens her eyes to see that it was not a dream. Sakura struggles.  Girumi gets mad and stitches the girl's bleeding ear. She muffle screams even more. Girumi smacks her but she keeps fighting.

Naruto and Sasugay bicker not getting anywhere closer in locating their missing teammate. 

"Ahh Kuso, This is all your fault.. if you'd ...."-

Sasugay death glares.

Naruto pushes him out of the way.

"Naruto you twerp stop messing around and get serious". This makes Naruto real mad and charges for him but a strong ass sand dune buries them from head to toe. They push the sand off coughing and spitting it out.

"We are wasting valuable time Sakura is dead ".

"HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT"??!! "URGHH IM REALLY TIRED OF YOUR STUPID ATTITUDE... I would NEVER THINK THAT WAY ABOUT SAKURA"!!!!

Sasugay ears felt like mud after Naruto yelled in them.  He picks the faggot up by his shirt. "Now ARE YOU COMING WITH ME TOO RESCUE HER OR NOT"!!!??

Sasugay" If I had the choice, I would but we both know were trapped her unless we find a way out"! Naruto felt sort of relief. Naruto with him following traveled straight to which look like a body of water... "Look water..where there is H20 there's life". Sasugay rolls his eyes as if too say No Shit.

Without Naruto noticing Sasugay slides past him too eavesdrop on the inhabitants .

     Clearly he had no idea who they were so his smartass assuming their criminals attacked.

"Raikiri"!!! He jabs what appeared to him as a bandit an old lady and two small children.

Naruto stops him with a WTFUCK FACE. He just ignores him. Naruto raises his fist when two Keisatsu(police) arrives already handcuffing the pair. Remember they're placed in a different world and timeset.

"WHAT.THE.HELL"??!! The pair shouts wideyed. He tazes them. "You PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TOO REMAIN SILENT"!!!

They are handgagged until there thrown into their cells. "Sir, I can't stay in here with him especially in SMALL SPACES"!!! (lol)

Sasugay sighs.

"MmrphhmmrphMmmrph"

"It's Pointless Retard so stop even trying"! She says angrily and sighs.

"Mmmrph"!

Girumi is about to open the door too leave when Naruto throws a smoke bomb inside. She clears it away. "No It CANNOT BE"!!

"THE ONLY THING THAT CANNOT BE IS YOU LIVING". The faggot says sickly.

"Naruto you free Sakura I'll take care of our mistake"!.

"Narummptho-Kun". She tries too warn him and sasugay.

"Not too worry Sakura, I'll Rescue You"!!

He leaps past Girumi and moves Sakura-Chan out of the way as Sasugay uses phoneix Flower Jutsu oh that faggoty jutsu.

Girumi is burned rapidly and grotesquely.

"Thnx Guys". Naruto is about to plant a kiss on her cheek when she is solid ice. "Ooh, Sakura your very cold"!!! "WTHELL IS GOING ON"!!

"HAHAHA LOL"!!! Girumi kicks Sasuke ans Acrobatily flip and throws Naruto agaisnt a radiator.

"What dont like ice how about chrome. Saasuke is chromatized.

"Noo..... CHANGE THEM BACK NOWW!!!

"Ahhhuh Naruto... Don't listen too anything she SAYS"!!! Girumi's Inner Conciousness Yells.

"G-Girumi IS THAT YOU"??! If it is who's this"??!

"I AM A SUBTIANTAL CONCIOUS OF YOUR FRIEND .... IN OTHER WORDS SHES NOT HERE ANYMORE"!!!! AHAHAAA.

"You better turn rhem back ".

"OR WHAAT"??!

He races too kick her straight in the face it succeeds but does not help. Her punches excretes black chakra. Naruto is bashed into another wall.

"Maybe I should throw her into the fire.. mhmm and keep Sasuke -Kun as my own personal statue". Her eyes grow angry.

"If you lay a finger on them....I'LL KILL YOU"!!!

The Ghost Rips her heart.

"AHHHHAAAHHAAA... WHAT..T-TH-FUUUUCCCK"!!! "Naruto..please help me" Girumi Crying in Pain.

"Hahahuh" Girumi does not want too show a sign of weakness, so she wipes her tears. But is later back in control of the witch or ghost w.e!

"I'll Save You Girumi.... Someday So You better NOT stop fighting"!!.

"AAAARGH"!!! He slices her face with his claws. Then does a mega rasengan and she clashes into Sakura almost into the fire. Naruto quickly grabs his friends before the lava quickly rises entering cave and all.

He carries Sakura on his back and drags sasuke avoiding the lava of course.

     ..... 'My friends, they've turned' Naruto's eyes are stone cold b-because of no movement from each of his teammates.  'OHH, THE QUEITNESS KILLS ME'!!

Orochimaru&Kabuto arrive. Kabuto smirks holding girumi bridal style. "Thnx Naruto for this new vessel"!

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DUN DUN DUN Goosebumps credits