It was a beautiful, starry, and warm night at a Red Lobster in Los Angeles, California. Shanaenay was at a restaurant with her suga daddy Rick Ross.
Shanaenay: Ricky, I would just like to thank you again for taking me here.
Rick Ross: Not a prob guh. You know what we gon do after dis right?. He said smirking.
Shanaenay: hell naw, ion like yo fat ass like that.
Rick Ross: Damn guh, i was talking bout we gon have dessert!
Shanaenay: hahaha, ok whateva.
(Rick Ross sees waiter)
Rick Ross: AYEO EXCUSE ME SIRS!
Waiter: Yes, Mr.Ross.
Rick Ross: I would like 10 more things of them chedda biscuits.
Waiter: we just had a fresh batch that just came out the oven, they will be bought to your table in a couple minutes.
Rick ross: thanks you.
Waiter: you’re welcome Mr.Ross.
(Shanaenay sighs& sips wine)
Shanaenay: my ass only had 2 fuckin biscuits….yo ass had 5 fuckin trays, everytime i tried to get another biscuit, you would grunt and say get my own. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT SOME INFO YOR YA FAT ASS BITCH! WHEN THE WAITER BRINGS A TRAY OF BISCUTS ITS FOR THE PEOPLE DINING TO SHARE !.
Rick Ross: You better shut yo ass up, and stop actin up before i take yo ass back home and you would have to eat some dog food bitch. plus you aint gonna get no money.
Shanaenay: you better be lucky that we in a public place cus, i would fuck yo ass up.
(10 MINUTES LATER IN THAT GUY FROM SPONGEBOB VOICE)
Rick Ross: Where da fuck are my biscuits!, i dont want no cold ass biscuts! .
Shanaenay: you so serious bout yo food boy (Shanaenay laughs)
Rick Ross: BITCH! this aint no game, they said they was supposed to bring my biscuits 10 minutes ago!.
Shanaenay: Chill ricky, the resturant busy today.
Rick Ross: ION GIVE A FUCK ! (Rick slams fist against table) IMMA BOSS WHAT A BOSS ASKS FO A BOSS GETS IT RIGHT AWAAAYYY!
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CRAZY NIQQA CHRONICLES PART 1
HumorShanaenay and her pimp/suga daddy rick ross had a date night they wont ever forget.....