CRAZY NIQQA CHRONICLES PART 1

It was a beautiful, starry, and warm night at a Red Lobster in Los Angeles, California. Shanaenay was at a restaurant with her suga daddy Rick Ross.

 

Shanaenay: Ricky, I would just like to thank you again for taking me here.

 

Rick Ross: Not a prob guh. You know what we gon do after dis right?. He said smirking.

 

Shanaenay: hell naw, ion like yo fat ass like that.

 

Rick Ross: Damn guh, i was talking bout we gon have dessert!

 

Shanaenay: hahaha, ok whateva.

 

(Rick Ross sees waiter)

Rick Ross: AYEO EXCUSE ME SIRS!

Waiter: Yes, Mr.Ross.

 

Rick Ross: I would like 10 more things of them chedda biscuits.

 

Waiter: we just had a fresh batch that just came out the oven, they will be bought to your table in a couple minutes.

 

Rick ross: thanks you.

 

Waiter: you’re welcome Mr.Ross.

 

(Shanaenay sighs& sips wine)

 

Shanaenay:  my ass only had 2 fuckin biscuits….yo ass had 5 fuckin trays, everytime i tried to get another biscuit, you would grunt and say get my own.    AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT SOME INFO YOR YA FAT  ASS BITCH! WHEN THE WAITER BRINGS A TRAY OF BISCUTS ITS FOR THE PEOPLE DINING TO SHARE !.

 

Rick Ross: You better shut yo ass up, and stop actin up before i take yo ass back home and you would have to eat some dog food bitch. plus you aint gonna get no money.

 

Shanaenay: you better be lucky  that we in a public place  cus, i would fuck yo ass up.

             (10 MINUTES LATER IN THAT GUY FROM SPONGEBOB VOICE)

Rick Ross: Where da fuck are my biscuits!, i dont want no  cold ass biscuts! .

 

Shanaenay:  you so serious bout yo food boy (Shanaenay laughs)

 

Rick Ross: BITCH! this aint no game, they said they was supposed to bring my biscuits 10 minutes ago!.

 

Shanaenay:  Chill ricky, the resturant busy today.

 

Rick Ross: ION GIVE A FUCK ! (Rick slams fist against table) IMMA BOSS WHAT A BOSS ASKS FO A BOSS GETS IT RIGHT AWAAAYYY!