Hello Internet!
I'm weird
Oh, you already knew?
Well that's just dandy!
Hehe, DANdy... Dan? Danisnotonfire!? Or should I say, DANIEL HOWELL!??
-ahem-
I'm lonely
Whatever, enjoy this random book of crap. If you want to, anyway. I won't force you to enjoy it. Just love me, I have no friends -single tear rolls down cheek-
I keep leaving huge gaps in my text, whoops!
See you in another chapter my guys, gals and non-binary pals!
(I stole Thomas Sanders' outro, score 1 for originality. Go me!)
YOU ARE READING
Sup laddies, ladies, and theydies
RandomHello Internet! My name is [Dan] Welcome to this hell-hole! I'll just post some random stuff here because I have nothing better to do with myself than throw my entire life away to the internet.
