Hello Internet!

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Hello Internet!
I'm weird
Oh, you already knew?
Well that's just dandy!

Hehe, DANdy... Dan? Danisnotonfire!? Or should I say, DANIEL HOWELL!??

-ahem-

I'm lonely

Whatever, enjoy this random book of crap. If you want to, anyway. I won't force you to enjoy it. Just love me, I have no friends -single tear rolls down cheek-

I keep leaving huge gaps in my text, whoops!

See you in another chapter my guys, gals and non-binary pals!
(I stole Thomas Sanders' outro, score 1 for originality. Go me!)

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