The Ship Masters

Them feels

Chapter 2

~AT THE GUILD~

The guild was eerily silent, as if it were missing something. Em and Sara (A/N:Bagels was replaced...awesome people know the truth.) looked around the guild hall for any signs that triggered their 'danger' instinct.

Let's see, Em thought. Well, Elfman's screaming 'MAN!"

Cana is drinking as usual, Sara menatally checked off their list.

And Natsu is-

Whoa, wait what?! Sara was getting to the same conclusion as Em.

Of course!!! Natsu was missing!!!

And yet again, both girls were dumbfounded.

Yes, yes; IT WAS THE FREAKIN DRAGON SLAYER MISSING FROM THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD!

Em and Sara looked at each other and then to the spot where Lucy was sitting. They saw the blond mage looking bored as hell. Immediately, the two girls ran over to Lucy and slid into the spot across her.

"So, I see Natsu is missing. Any feelings? What's going through your head? Do you miss him? Are you happy? Where is Happy?" Em spewed out more questions than Old Faithful while Sara whipped out a notepad and scribbled at the speed of lightning.

"Whoa!" Lucy was clearly taken aback by Em and Sara's actions.

"Look," the celestial mage started. "I havent seen Natsu anywhere, I'm guessing Happy is with him, and what the shizzle sticks are you doing in that note pad?!?"

"Ah ah ah, we'll ask the questions." Sara replied.

"See, when a person becomes attached to say, another person, they develop..." Em paused and looked at Sara.

"The feels" they both chorused.

"The feels?" Lucy asked. Well, Natsu is only my best friend, my really, really hot best friend. Wait what?!? Bish you better stop. Wait, why am I talking to myself? Aarrgghhh, I'm so complicated.

"Hello? Earth to Lucy!!" Sara snapped her fingers in front of the blond's face.

"Huh? oh, sorry" Lucy couldn't like Natsu. Even with his soft, onyx, kind eyes that made his chiseled face more defined. Arrgghhh!!

~WITH MIRA~

"MUAHAHAHA!!!" Mira was inside the kitchen rubbling her hands together and laughing demonically (which was not unusual since, she, you know, was a legit demon XD).

The plan had gone perfectly, Em and Sara installed a thought lacrima under the table and the the three of them could now hear each and every one of Lucy's thoughts. By now, Mira had uncovered every detail of what Lucy thought of Natsu. She could't help but to fangirl all over the kitchen.

Mira suddnely thought of a wicked plan. She stopped fangirling, fixed her hair, smoothed her dress, regained her composture, and walked out into the guild hall.