Me: This one's for you, Jeff!
Jeff: What is it...?
Me: What would you do if you saw pinkie pie?
Jeff: Who is that? I hate pink....
Me: I hate pink too. Here's a bio on her. *sighs and shows him who pinkie pie is*
Jeff: She's to excitable. And pink, and happy. I'd kill her.
Me: I'll help you.
Jeff: YEAH!!!
Me: *giggles* There's just one problem....
Jeff: What?
Me: Pinkie pie isn't real!
Jeff: Oh..... Let's go kill someone else, then!
Me: Ok!! *gets my chainsaw* Let's go!!
