*knock* *knock* *knock*
*door creaks open, a man in a salmon costume steps in.*
Greetings. If you don't already know, dear reader, I am a simple newcomer to the vast ocean known as Wattpad.
I am but an explorer, a vagrant, a wanderer who has happened to stumble upon this ocean of infinite possibilities, untouched landscapes, and piles and piles aND PiLeS of smutty q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ yaoi fanfiction.
In an attempt at understanding - and perhaps, one day, INTEGRATING - into this wonderful yet bizarre culture, I have accepted a challenge thrust upon me (r̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶) by a fellow explorer, one that I have developed a certain trust in. Do visit this wonderfully bright author, for she has crafted such amazing pieces of fanfiction: TrinityBreeze
You may be wondering to yourself: who exactly, pray tell, is this strange man who has showed up on at your doorstep in a (rather attractive) fish costume? Well, that burning question will be answered shortly, for I have crafted a little briefing of what you need to know about this strange fellow.
As with most of my introductions with new recruits, this is my attempt at making a good impression on you, dear reader. (Perhaps I have failed on that endeavour, for I seem to have forgotten to shed this salmon outfit that I have been wearing as an undercover costume for my field job. It's complicated. And wet.) Accept this reel of film and this conveniently-stored portable inflatable projector I have brought along, and BeHoLd.
*slots reel in. Projector begins to whir.*
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