His pick up line (dirty)

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Jack
Damn, are you my new boss, Because you just gave me a raise

Mark
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus

Felix
I hope you got pet insurance, cause tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy

Ethan
I'll treat you like my homework: slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Dan
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity

Anti
Are you a pirate? Cause I've got a lot of semen waiting for you!

Dark
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out

Squid
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

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