Mathew moaned as Matt poured maple syrup on his back and shoved pancakes into his mouth while pounding him from behind.
"This is the strangest kink I never knew I had."
Matt said still shoving his huge cock into Mathew wearing a poutine flavored condom.
"I'm so glad- AAH!- you chose- mmmh~! The poutine flavored condom Ah~!"
Mathew moaned in Canadian.
"I didn't know they even existed~ oh yes right there, eh!"
Mathew became even more and more Canadian by each smack on his pancake ass.
"Oh Mathew, your so hot" Matt growled.
"Not as hot as your Justin Treudeaux tattoo~"
Mathew loved the giant detailed portrait of the Canuck president. That man could turn trump gay, have you seen his beautiful face. Gosh, he was so good.
"Oh gosh, wack my willy, Matt" Mathew moaned.
Matt loved Mathews willy. It gave him The willies.
"Oh I will chickadee, I will"
Matt started to stroke Mathews willy as they heard the door bell ring.
"That must be the Timmies" Matt said
"Oh yeah, eh"
Matt picked up Mathew and never pulled out, but just kept clashing into him. Matt opened the door while making love with his little maple leaf.
"Mnh~ Hello how much would that be?" Matt asked for the price. The Tim Horton's employee just stared in amazement at the two almost brother looking men smacking there everything together.
"If you let me watch you don't have to pay."
The employee did with the same poker face holding there box order of warm donuts and coffee.
"Sure if Mattie here is ok with that."
Matt flipped Mathew around and slapped him into the wall hugging and puffing like the big bad wolf in 50 shades of 3 little pigs.
Mathews face grew redder than a maple leaf in fall.
Mathew nodded and said the employee could watch. They then proceeded to fuck the hell out of each other.
....
"Oh shucks, you guys still have to pay, sorry" the employee shrugged his shoulders and held out a hand expecting money.
"What the fuck do you mean goose cunt"
Mathew said enraged
"You have to pay, guy"
Mathew was now beginning to feel angrier than a hockey player.
"You ordered food so now you have to pay"
Mathew then stood up threw a bunch of Monopoly money at the employee and as he was distracted he proceeded to grab the nearest weapon and knock the employee out with his boyfriends professional hockey stick.
"Keep the change you fat moose"
Matt stares in amazement and never felt more in love with someone in his life.
"Mathew.."
Matt got down on one knee still naked with an afterglow of sex.
"Will you marry me chickadee?"
Mathew started to jump up and down with his willy flying everywhere.
"Yes!" Mathew squeaked
Mathew jumped into Matt's arms then the screen transitions to the wedding as the Mounties sat and watched Mathew walk down the church walkway while O Canada played.
Everyone cried and they lived happily ever after.
~The end~
