Sticky Suprises

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by Literally-A-Bear

by Literally-A-Bear

(This is based in a telletubby universe where the reader lives in the hill with the other telletubby fucks so don't over analyze this shit got it pussy?)

-Readers POV-

It was a chill Friday night in the hill, it being Friday, Lala, Po, and Tinky Winky all went out for the night to go get fucked up and part-ay their asses off, leaving me behind in the hill all alone with......Dipsy, and holy-FUCK HE'S HOT AS HELL GOD FUCKING DAMNIT OH GOD YES STAB ME WITH YOUR ANTENNA GREEN DADDY Y E S- fuck, shit um I mean, eh he's okay..I guess. For the past like, 3 months or some shit me and Daddy Dipsy have had this friends with benefits thing going on and HOHMYGOD, to say the least Daddy Dipsy got that long john silvers if you catch my drift ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Dipsy's POV-

Bro you know what's bout to go down I'm getting me some of that sweet azz and nobody's bitch ass is gonna stop me...with one swift movement I smack the fuck outta that chicks ass like it's nobody's bees wax~

*SMACK*

She turns around and instantaneously kicks me extremely hard in the crotch perfectly hitting my bologna pony, *long ass moan* holy fuck that felt amazing...I look down to see that all of a sudden I have a raging hard boner, already leaking a little bit of my custard..she notices this and grabs my custard cannon with the mighty strength of a god, arousing me even more, and says "OwO what's this??" I reply, "Did you actually just fucking say OwO in real life are you fucking serious rig-" "Shut the fuck up you're ruining the fantasy" "WHAT FANTASY!! Y'know what..fine god damn bitch just c h i l l..." Without replying she kneels down and starts enhaling my ding dong like fuckin Kirby himself, but holy SHIT does it feel g o o d. I can feel it, I'ma bout to bust a nut in this chicks mouth rn, she sees this and pulls away from my schlong schlinger, exposing my dick to the COLD AS FUCK AIR WHAT THE FUCK SHIT "THE FUCK LADY WHY U STOP I WAS BOUT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH MY BABIES!" She doesn't respond, just merely smirks at me and looks over to bed, oooooooh shit I see I get u I get u (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖). I fucking BODYSLAM that bitch onto the bed, ripping her clothes off magically at the same time~

*Somewhere in the distance Well, Everybody's Fucking In A UFO by Rob Zombie comes on*

ITS TIME, faster then Lightning McQueen himself (except this time I plan on Lightning McCreaming if you get what I'm putting down ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)) I thrust into her cock sock and almost insta-nut, damn this chicks vajayjay feels amazing~ with every thrust she moans loudly (which kinda sounds a deep dude moan but shit man I'll take whatever I can get) after a few good minutes of INTENSE thrusting, she stops me, and says with a straight face "Dipsy, I want you to shove your antenna inside of me." Catching me off guard, I start choking on air trying to breathe "*cough* W-what the FUCK did you just ask me??" "You heard me. I want you to shove your sexy green antenna inside me Daddy Dipsy...~pweaseee~??" I think for a second...do I really want to shove my antenna up inside some chicks cock pocket???? Yes. The answer is yes. Without speaking, I kneel down, take off my pimp hat, and insert my long, green antenna inside her taco, she instantly moans with extreme amounts of pleasure as I sit there confused by this weird, but also pleasant feeling? I start thrusting my head back and forth, moving my antenna with every movement, with every thrust she moans even louder until finally she finally releases her erectoplasm all over my head, oh god there's so much, FUCK IT'S IN MY EYES! OH GO- I stop and compose myself, nobody likes a pussy whipped bitch.. I remove my head stick from her taco and smirk "That was uh...nice? Yea...nice..." She says nothing and lays still on the bed, twitching from all the pleasure, eyes in the back of her head "....So I'ma go..." *silence continues* ".....o-kay then..." I turn around and instantly notice something...no...someONE in the corner of the room...it's...Noo Noo?? The fuck??? Walking closer I notice something, teletubby custard, leaking from his tube onto the floor of the room, realizing what happened, I leave without hesitation "Nope, fuck that, not today, adios fuckers"

-Noo Noo POV-

Don't know what the FUCK I just witnessed but that was THE BEST nut I'd ever nutted in my whole goddamn life *continues to suck up all the spilled bodily fluids in ecstasy* Damn das sum good n u t~

The End

(I'm sorry but I'm also not <3)