2/11/2017

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I snapchatted Ja'Vion and asked if he could go to the movies. We went to pick him up but I had to come back and get my bag to sneak shit in. It took a while to empty it and take the braided hair buns out of the top of that small black and white backpack from the base. I eventually said fuck it and used the multi-pocket black and yellow zebra print purse. I dumped everything out onto my bed, which did not look like a bed anymore. When I came back out of my room, there was a third car in the driveway. I went back into the living room and TJ was walking to the door with silver slides in his hand. 

I went from the living room to the kitchen and Carly came in from the front door. I went to get my phone and when I came back her and Ja'Vion were sitting and there was a tower of takis in the middle of the table. I took one and Carly got mad but then Ja'Vion took one too. After a little bit of talking I asked Carly if she was going to the movies with us. She said no, she had to go home at 1:38 pm. It was only 8:59 am. My grandparents took me Ja'Vion and Carly there anyway. 

We stood in line to see a movie in a hallway that was behind some kind of wheel of fortune spinning wheel and this dude that was in front of us turned and talked. He said he was gonna watch this old people movie called 'So much love'. 

Carly and Ja'Vion go to the back. A stop sign above us changes and I try to go back. The lady that takes tickets dragged me back. I told her I needed change and she left. I looked at the sign and it said 'stop' but it was crossed out. I turned and ran to them. We turned right and ended up in a bathroom. Ja'Vion was about to use it and Carly told him not to in front of me so she went in with him and started laughing. I thought nothing of it and clicked a space bar on my belt. Funny videos of grandpas playing soccer came of. I kept on clicking it while trying to not make it look like I'm masturbating. 

When they came back out me and Ja'Vion talked. Carly was washing her hands and Ja'Vion motioned for me to leave. When we got out of the bathroom door we were in Red X. There were poles everywhere and Carly was spinning around one. Not like a stripper, like a little kid spinning around the pole you slide down at the playground. Me and Ja'Vion go to her and she stops. She tells us to join her on the other 2 poles next to her. Ja'Vion sits on the throne of boxes of soda that is sitting next to the door of a huge igloo made of boxes of soda. 

Then a worker screams. Carly disappears and I run to the back. After a left turn I jump on to a long short wooden stand with bread on it and jump off. I turn and run back. I run over a smaller gap and make my way to Ja'Vion. We walk to a big golden sombrero statue and he sits on a velvet rope. Me and Carly spin on that one with out feet off the ground but we fall. 

I find the sombrero on the ground and run to it. As soon as I see that same worker I run the other way back into the back. I run over to the bread stand again and get a fat bottle of water. I jumped and got one foot onto the stand and see a male worker. I go back and try another spot but decide to run around it. When I get back I jump. I begin to float above all other people. When I lower the bottle I go higher and when I raise the bottle I go lower. I have the bottle straight ahead of me and decide to raise it so I can go above the horizontal pole. I lose control and crash into a light but keep going. I stop by bumping into the space above the doors. 

Everyone is calm and Ja'Vion high fives me. Carly thanks me for the water. Carly walks to the now enlarged sombrero statue while me and Ja'Vion walk to the smoke bar thing. The worker screams at me because broken glass is everywhere in her ratty hair. 

Someone walks behind the bar and turns around. Kesha. She gets up on a black box and goes on all fours in a really short dress and begins to seduce the male worker that was at the bread stand. I look at Ja'Vion and tell him I want a picture with her because I have a vibrator with her on it. I go to her and say 'can I have a picture with you?' and I roll my eyes. 

The lights dim and Kesha comes down. She tells me I have to blowup a really fucking small balloon. Like a water balloon. I try my hardest, but my strength was switched with the little Korean girl in front of me. She was going through balloons like there was no tomorrow. I try again and get a little air into it. I hand it to her and she nods. She gives it back and tells me to turn it inside out. I let the air out and stretch the balloon.

 She criticizes me about what I'm doing wrong and I quit. When I walk away the lights turn back on and the worker starts screaming again. She slaps me ever so lightly on my cheek. I tell her I can slap way harder and she tells me to try. I try to slap myself but it's even softer than her's. I tell Ja'Vion to try but he doesn't want to. He has big blue gloves on with a black coat. He tries to slap me but I don't feel a single thing. 

I turn back to the worker and she bets me on a game. The game is that you have to click one circle in the corner of a wheel of fortune letter board. If the circle is the correct one it will line up with the two at the bottom. I click on the top right corner an it lands on top of the left circle. She screams in joy and I start playing poker. I end up winning the next 5 games and get a name tag above my head. '0/5 acquaintance'. 

I turn and see my grandpa walking towards me. He has the same exact name above him. The worker is disgusted that I have a tag and she doesn't. My grandpa puts his left hand on my right shoulder and tells her that I've been playing since I was 5 and I've helped him make most of his money. I look around for Ja'Vion and Carly but no one is there. I was about to call Carly but I woke up lol    

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