Random is Perfect

what do you think?...

Me: *staring at the blank screen*....

Me: ugh...

Gao: *noticed author-chan weird attitude* Hey author-chan! What's wrong?

Me: *look at Gao* My worst biggest nightmare become reality....

Gao: *confused* what do you mean?

Me: It's...

Gao: *waiting for author-chan to said her biggest nightmare*

Me: It's...

Noboru: Can you just tell us and the reader already?!

Me: stfu! Kitten shirt!

Noboru: IT'S A TIGER!!!!!

Me: Fine! It's the Legendary writer's block!

Gaito: It's not a big deal and it's not my destiny to care about it.

Me: you're not a writer so of course you didn't care! And excuse me for a second, I need to find inspiration!

Me: *slammed the door and go away*

Baku: what's wrong with her, bro?

Gao: she's just need some ideas for some new story.

Baku: oh

Bal: Bal hope author-chan is alright, bal...

Gao: yeah, me too. By the way Bal, where's Drum and Batzz?

Bal: they're fighting over the last octopus dumplings, bal

Gao: *sigh* let's go find them before something bad happens...

*Back to author-chan*

Me: *sigh*

Kanata: Hey author-chan, what's wrong with you? *smiles*

Me: oh hey Kanata! Just got some writer's block problem here!

Kanata: I see... Already got some ideas?

Me: nope, not one bit.

Athora: I though you have big imagination.

Me: I did but somehow my brain stop functioning so I lose all my inspiration!

Athora: How is that possible?

Me: You look like a unicorn but the truth is you're a dragon. How is that possible?

Athora: ....

Kanata: Well hope you find your inspiration soon author-chan.

Me: Thanks Kanata, it's kind from you. And now that I realized, you never get mad didn't ya?

Kanata: Well I like peaceful, so why I need to mad? And that's a good thing right?

Me: Yeah, you're right...

Me: *saw a Yuno gasai poster behind Kanata* hmm...

Kanata: *confused* what is it author-chan?

Me: nothing...

*The poster blowed up by the wind and there's a lemonade stand behind it*

Me: *start to think* hmmph....

Kanata: *really confused* ????

Me: AHAH!!! I FINALLY GOT SOME IDEAS!!! THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION KANATA!!! *Run away*

Kanata: *totally confused* uhm... No... Problem?....

Athora: Is she fine?

Kanata: I guess so....

*Author-chan went infront of the camera*

Me: Hi, my friends! I got some ideas for a new book!

Gao: *appears out of nowhere* Don't be too close to the camera!

Me: I'm the author, I can what I wanted!

Me: But first, I have to ask the readers! Do you like yandere?

Bal: What's yandere, bal?

Kuguru: Bal, yandere is-

Me: thrifty your energy Kuguru! Let me explain it!

Me: Yandere. Is a term for a person that obsessed with his/her love interest. In other word, sick in mindness about their love!

Jack: Don't say you gonna write a yandere book?!

Me: exactly! Thanks Jack for thrifty my energy!

Baku: then, who's gonna be the yandere?...

Me: *devil smirks* Tehee~

Tasuku: what's with that smirks?

Me: nothing~

Gaito: why do I have bad feeling about this?

Abygale: same Gaito...

Me: IT'S KANATA!!!!!

Everyone: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!

Me: Hey chill out!

Athora: No I cannot accept the fact that Kanata is gonna be a yandere! He's even can't hurt a single insect!

Kanata: umm... I don't know if I can be a yandere or not....

Me: then you'll be a manipulative type yandere! And how do you get here?!

Everyone(except Kuguru): *ignore author-chan question* Manipulative type?

Kuguru: I let author-chan to explain it cause she's the author.

Me: Thank you Kuguru. A manipulative type yandere, it's one ofany type of yandere. Just like their name, they are manipulator. They manipulated their own love interest to love them, make their love interest depends on them and can't live without them, so their love interest can stay with them forever!

Kanata: umm... Isn't that a bit too extreme?

Me: No, in fact this type of yandere was pretty interesting.

Kanata: o-okay?...

Athora: No I still cannot accept the fact. Can't you choose other people?

Me: well, Kanata is pretty smart and he's always have strategy, I think.... So this type of yandere fit him. And plus, it's only a fanfiction. It's not gonna hurt him for real!

Kanata: if that's what author-chan want, then okay.... *smiles awkwardly*

Athora: *frowned* fine!...

Me: YAAAAY!!!!!!

Bal: Bal still have question, bal.

Me: what is it Bal?

Bal: author-chan says that this type of yandere is one of the many type of yandere isn't it, bal?

Me: yes?

Bal: it's that mean there are other type of yandere, bal?

Me: Yes! And probably I'll make one for your buddy and also for the other!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Me: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Me: so what do you think reader-chan? :3