Cities Of Hetalia

Chapter 1

Before I start I'm going to tell you that if you need translations they are at the end of the chapter and also the first two paragraphs are basically a more indept version of what you read before, so yeah that's all  I have to say... Have fun reading Cities of Hetalia Chapter 1! 

"Hey London!" said New York loudly. New York had blonde hair with dip dyed ends that frequently changed- today purple. She was the first one there and had been waiting for the other countries to arrive. The Capital Cities of the World had finally come together after many years to discuss the current affairs and how to help a World that was slowly beggining to crumble.

"Good Morning, Good Morning!" sung London, clearly in her West-End mood, her brunette hair flicking off her shoulders (she looks a bit like Zoella if you don't know who that is go search her). You see London has 4 very different personalities; West-End, sings everything and lives her life like she's in a musical, South, basically Made In Chelsea, East, she's quite tough and North, where she's normal- therefore London doesn't quite understand how to act in certain situations.

Next to arrive was Paris, she had blonde hair much like France's but long. She greeted them with a, "Bonjour mes amis! ça va?"[1]

Quietly Ottawa came in and responded, "Je suis trés bien, merci Paris. Bonjour!"[2] But no one noticed her.

Next a small Asian girl with very dark brown hair (not black) came in through the doors, "Ni hao." [3]

"Oh, hello Bei Jing how have you been?" asked London.

Soon all the capitals filed in including the beautiful Milan (Italy even though technically not the capital because that's Grandpa Rome), the Kitten obsessed Athens and Tokyo.

But this was a serious matter and they didn't have time to chat, soon they've got to work.

But that's not what London wanted to do. Nor New York. Or Athens, Milan, Paris.

Dear Reader, please feel sorry for Bei Jing and Tokyo. (YAY! I totally didn't break the fourth wall!)

"Will you be my Bae, Bei Jing?" New York asked, "Pretty Please."

But Bei being the hard worker just got a slight tick and carried on.

"Oh, Shut your mouth you fucking fat turkey!" Sneered London in an annoyingly posh accent (Made In Chelsea quote!)

"Excuse me? What did you just call the Heroin?"

"ENOUGH! WE CAN'T ARGUE LIKE THE COUNTRIES. WE Are meant to solve the issue not create a bigger one!" shouted a sandy haired girl, Berlin though her anger faded slightly by the time she had finished speaking.

Everyone soon had settled down, "Soooo, how do we fix this then?" Questioned Athens.

"Just leave it to me!" Shouted New York.

"NO! Ideas, hands up 3 minutes each no more no less," Berlin commanded, straight to the point.

"Sometimes I forget how much Berlin is like Germany," whispered Paris.

"Why don't we just talk to them?" inquired Ottowa.

"I KNOW! Why don't we just talk to them!" repeated New York.

"Wow. New York actually came up with a good idea," muttered London sarcastically.

"Shut up, da?" bitched Moscow. The other Capitals shrunk away.

"We go with Ottowa's plan, da?"

Nobody argued with Moscow, no one ever argued with Moscow (even though they all had the secret knickname of MosCOW for her), and so they went with, as New York insisted it to be called, the 'Free Un-United Countries Arguement Settlement ' Plan or for short 'F.U.C.A.S' Plan. She continued to calling it that for a while until she realised the inuendo.

The Capitals went in pairs and were going to try and build bridges between each others countries. But if two countries were getting along e.g. Netherlands and Belgium  they went with another pair whose countries were getting along. So Amsterdam (Netherlands) and Brussels (Belgium) , Brussels is a boy fyi, went with Milan (Italy) and Berlin (Germany).

All the Capitals soon realised that the two hardest pairings to get along again would be  Ukraine and Russia and America and England, so they decided to do this last.

Soon everyone was paired up and the meeting dispersed, not knowing if PLan F.U.C.A.S would work.

Dear Reader,

I'm going to break the fourth wall, ironically, for the fourth timne in one chapter. You may be wondering why the Capitals go all this way to make the countires friends again (or as close to friends you can get after having wars,  fueds and the such with almost everyone you know over the centuries). You see in a War it's the Capitals that  sustaines the most damage. They become physically and mentally ill, this is why , Dear Reader, the Capitals go all this way to prevent War. Anyway back to the story.

OR NOT.

A/N:  I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO WRITE ANYMORE ALSO THIS WILL BE A REALLY LONG UPDATE/CAPTER THING. DON'T FORGET TO

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[1] Hello my friends. How are you?

[2] I'm very good, thank you Paris. Hello!

[3] Hello.