Girl Meets Evil (Min Yoongi ff / smut)

Chapter 5

Iwoke up slowly hearing someone talking, but I was too sleepy to openmy eyes yet.

-   Holy shit, Tae, they're gonna kill us...

-   Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea...- okay, so obviously it's the maknae line... but what are they doing in our room?

-   Your birth wasn't a good idea, this is perfect! Best idea I've ever had!- okay... I really don't think so, whatever this is about. He never had a good idea before...

-   I'm just worried about hyung's reaction...- oh, so now I'm irrelevant? I groaned at them.

-   Shit, she's waking up! What should we do? Run?- Jimin sounded a bit panicky now...

-   What? No, I wanna see their faces!- seriously, what the hell are they doing?!

-   What the hell are you doing in our room?

Yoongi woke up too and already sounded pissed. I heard Taehyung's giggling instead of an answer, so I decided to finally open my eyes and see that best idea of his.

-   Yeah, what the three of you are doing here?

-   Well, we... I mean, Tae... but we...

I frowned at Jimin, then at Taehyung, who had the widest grin I've ever seen looking at my hand, which was still on Yoongi's side. I looked at it and screamed.

-   What the hell?!

Yoongi quickly followed. My left wrist and his right were handcuffed! With freaking handcuffs!

-   What the fuck is this?! Come here, you little shit!- Yoongi got up from the bed screaming and pulling me along.

-   Ouch! Oppa!- I whined rubbing my wrist. When it suddenly went silent, I looked up to them.- What?

-   That... that was hot! It's for me, right?

Yoongi hit the back of Taehyung's head, while Jimin and Jungkook laughed. I blinked confused, as Taehyung just started running away from Yoongi again.

-   Oppa! Give me a little bit of Suga!

My protector was killing him with his stare clenching his fists, because he didn't want to drag me more, for which I was thankful. So I opened my mouth at smiley Taehyung, when I realized what I said.

-   I...! I don't talk like that! You asshole, shut up!- I threw a pillow at him, but he quickly avoided it and then showed us the keys to the handcuffs.

-   Taehyung, give me the fucking keys! Now!

Yoongi moved towards him, because of what I had to stretch more. Jimin sighed and run his fingers though his hair.

-   C'mon Tae, just give them the keys...

-   No! I'm gonna eat them!- say what...? No he wouldn't...!

In the next second he lifted up the keys and opened his mouth. I opened my mouth and Yoongi screamed again.

-   Taehyung, don't...!

But the keys already fell into his mouth. He looked at us still with a wide grin and... swallowed... no...!

-   Moron, don't tell me you actually swallowed the fucking keys...

Jungkook sighed and now outraged Yoongi simply jumped to him and tried to grab him. I didn't mind the stretching now, I wanted to hit this retard myself. But Taehyung avoided it again, so cursing, Yoongi started to actually run after him pulling me entirely off the bed now. I whined, but I already knew it would happen. Jungkook tried to stop Yoongi from murdering Tae, while Jimin tried to grab and stop Taehyung. And I just tried not to get caught up in the middle of it.