Me and my friend made a list of all the crap that ''Drunk Branch'' said in the fanfiction and wrote this ....
(Note: It happens after the movie and Branch is blue, POPPY is PREGNANT.)
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Poppy POV
-Where are you going Branch?
It was going to be at least 5 hours Branch had gone with GD to have fun ... it was 1h and the blue troll had not come back yet.
Poppy knocked at the door and opened it to make way for Branch.
-Finally! I was going to wonder if you had not been captured by Gargamel!
Branch smiles and says innocently:
-Gargamel? -Hic! Yeah! I am a smurf!
At first she did not understand but finally realized:
-Branch, are you drunk?
-I know why -Hic! you say it! It's because I'm blue! Like a smurf!
The blue troll laughed stupidly and entered the house singing
-🎶I'm bringing sexy back! Tuh tuh tuh!
Poppy grabbed her arm and asked him
-Have you drunk how much glass?
Branch smiles and says
- I'm not drunk! You know you have -Hic! beautiful eyes?
He approached her and grabbed her waist.
-Branch no. From 1) you are drunk and 2) I have a baby and it is in my belly!
-wait .... YOU ATE THE BABY?!?!?!?
-Ok, you are really stupid.
Branch running towards the room. He stumbled on a chair but got up immediately to go ....
Closing in the closet!
-Branch ?! What are you doing?!
-You do not want -Hic !, me!
-What?
-Too treat me as a stupid!
Poppy refrained from not laughing at this comment.
-Get out!
He had a moment of silence and Branch asked
-Truth or dare?
-Branch, I know where you are coming from and that's out of the question!
another moment of silence and:
-OOOOOoooooohhhhhh ....... he threw out.
Poppy opened the closet door, Branch was sitting in the dirty laundry basket. he looked at her and smiled.
-An angel come -Hic !, to open the door!
-Why are you in the laundry basket?
-I put my clothes there for the -Hic! wash!
-Branch, you have to take off your laundry before putting it in the basket!
Branch giggled
-Now the angel asks you Branch to go to bed, alright?
-I am not -Hic !, not Branch! I am a smurf!
-Okay, The angel asks the smurf to go to bed
Branch got up and went off to bed.
