All these jokes were sponsered by the people in my class. Sorry in advance they are very stale.
Question: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: It got stuck in a crack
Question: The kids asked their dad if they could have a sleep over with friends. What did the dad say?
Answer: "Yeah they can sleep over at their house"
A: Knock knock
Q: who's there?
A: Boo
Q: Boo who?
A: Boo you
Rain drop. Rooftop. Your mother divorced me and took the crock pot.
Have you:
Been creative?
Outside play?
Read a book?
Exercised 20 mins?
Done something helpful?
Now read the first letter of each sentence.
YOU ARE READING
Thinking Out Loud
RandomThis book is a mixture of quotes, short stories and sayings. I guess this is more for me tha it is for you, but if you relate just know, you're not alone. xoxo Josephine
