Shadeheart- Watermist, can you follow me? I want to talk. *Walks out of camp*
Watermist- Ok...? *Follows Shadeheart* What about?
Shadeheart- *Turns to face her* I found a love for me
Watermist-...
Shadeheart- Darling just dive right in, and follow my lead
Watermist- Umm...
Shadeheart- Well I found a girl beautiful and sweet
Watermist- Umm, me? I don't know about that...
Shadeheart- I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
Watermist- Umm... What if we rewrite the stars...?
Shadeheart- 'Cause we were just kits when we fell in love
Watermist- We were friends I guess... As 'paws...
Shadeheart- Not knowing what it was
Watermist- Umm, what?
Shadeheart- I will not give you up this time
Watermist- Wh-What? I'm so confused... *Turns back towards camp*
Shadeheart- *Jumps on her back* But darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own
Watermist- SHADEHEART!
Shadeheart- And in your eyes you're holding mine
Watermist- You are being creepy right now! GET OFF ME! *Shakes off*
Shadeheart- *Gets up* Baby, I'm dancing in the dark with you between my arms
Watermist- No thanks!
Shadeheart- *Hugs tightly* Barepaw on the grass, listening to our favourite song
Watermist- *Chokes* Get... Off... Please...! *Huffs*
Shadeheart- When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
Watermist- *Coughs* I... Can't... Really... Say... Anything... Right... NOW
Shadeheart- But you heard it, darling, you look perfect tonight
Watermist- It's... The... Middle of... THE DAY...! *Goes limp*
Shadeheart- I KILLED HER *Loosens hug*
Watermist- *Headbutts*
Shadeheart- Ow... Whoops.
Umm... What a bad start to the spoof book! XD That song was Perfect by Ed Sheeran. So... Catcha later!
Watermist- *Shouting in the distance* NOTHING WITH ME IN IT I BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
I said bye... *Traps Watermist in cat carrier* There we go! BYE!
Shadeheart- ATTACK!!!!!!!
*Screams* BYYYYYYYYYEEE! *Runs away*
