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'I'll be good this time.' She claimed. 'I promise.' She said. Bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit. As expected, Mitchie lost her god damned mind in the mall. I'm pretty sure we've been to every store in this mall, and she's bought something at basically each store. She looks like a friggin bag lady for fucks sake's.
You know that show 'Extreme Couponers'? Well I'm gonna make my own show called 'Extremely Crazy Shoppers Who Don't Know What The Meaning Of Keep Your Shopping To A Bare Minimum Is', it's gonna star Mitchie and it's gonna become the next big thing. Bigger than the Kardashians. Hell, if they can make a show about basically nothing and be famous from it, why the hell can't I?
"Oooh, lets go in here!" Mitchie says, grabbing my arm and dragging me into yet another store. Oh great, guess what store shes attempting drag me into. Spencers.
"Mitch, this is basically a sex store, what the hell could you possibly want in here?" I ask, stopping her from pulling me any further into the store.
"They have a hoody about the walking dead that says 'Don't Get Bit' and I want it. Now come on." She whines, trying to pull me into the store, but I don't budge. No way in hell am I going in there. "Come on, please!" She begs, giving me the puppy dog look and batting her eyelashes.
I stare at her like she's just grown snakes for hair and turned into Medusa. "Seriously Mitch? I've known you basically my entire life and have been living with you for about 5 years. I'd think that you'd know by now that puppy dog eyes have absolutely no effect on me." I laugh as she realizes that her little 'plan' completely backfired.
Haha. Sucker.
"Okay fine. Come with me in here and and then after we can go to Chipotle, my treat, and then we'll leave." She says, a small smirk forming on her face because she knows there's no way in hell I could decline free food, let alone free Chipotle.
Damn me and my love for food.
"Fine." I sigh.
"Yay!" She cheers, and I allow her to pull me into the store without any resistance this time.
"I don't see why you couldn't just come in here by your self." I say, looking at all the "adult toys" in disgust. Who even thought it was okay to make a store like this and put it in a mall? What if a kid walks in here? Dear god, that poor child would be scarred for life.
"Because people would look at me funny." She says, shrugging her shoulders as she walked up and down isles looking for the hoody.
"So you'd much rather me come in here with you so people think we're freaks that are into the whole kinky sex thing, or worst, sexually involved with each other?" I state as we walk down yet another aisle.
"Oh please." Mitchie laughs. "If anything, most guys would find it hot cause' they're pervs. Besides, you're not my type." She chuckles, walking away to continue her search for the hoody.
I walked around for a while trying to find Mitchie. Leave it to me to get lost in a store as simple as this.
Not only did she leave me lost in a store I didn't wanna be in, but she left me in the "toy" aisle. Fucking lovely.
"This is disgusting." I say to myself. I feel like I'm gonna catch an STD just standing here.
"Judging by the name, I'm not too sure you can catch an STD by standing here." A deep English sounding voice laughs from behind me. I turn around only to be greeted by a boulder with a pair of brown eyes. Well maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit. He wasn't "a boulder", but damn was he muscular. Attractive too, might I add.
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