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#2 - A Normal Monday At School

Kyle

It was a normal Monday at school. Well, that's what I thought at first until Butters came running down the halls.

"Fellas! Fellas!"

"What Butters?", Cartman asked annoyed.

"Did you hear? There's new kids at the school,"

New kids huh? I bet Cartman's gonna truly and be a dick to them.

"Here they come, right now!"

Brian

Jakob, Connor, Gwen, and I walk down the hallway to reach our conventionally lockers that are placed next to each other's. As we walk down the hallways we get numerous stares and whispers from other kids.

"Is that a boy?"

"Haha, he looks gay,"

"Aha, yeah that's super gay,"

"Yeah we're gay, aha,"

"Haha were gay,"

"Oh no, is that metrosexual thing back in South Park?"

"Why isn't that ginger pale?"

"I think that girls putting on a little weight,"

I laugh to myself at this one.
When we reach our locker there's these four boys standing by them.

"Look guys, it's another daywalker,"

Oh gosh. This is gonna be one heck of a day.

Connor

"E- excuse me? Did you just call me a ginger?",

"Well, yeah your obviously one,"

"Sir," I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

"I do not appreciate people like you. And for your information I'm not a ginger. It's hair dye. Thanks," I let go of his shirt.

"Son of a bitch,"

As we go to class, we're asked to wait outside to introduced to the class.

"Alright children, I would like to introduce you to a few new students here in South Park. Come on it kids,"

We walk in to the room. Our teacher mr. Garrison tells us to introduce ourselves.
Going in our group order, Gwen goes first.

"Hi... I'm Gwen Moore. I'm 9 years old. And I like... when Connor does the Russian accent!", Gwen may be a dick to us but she finds some sort of enjoyment at some point.

Next was Connor, "H- hi my names... Connor Dub. I'm 10. An- and I enjoy, doing weird accents," she does an British accent at He last part.

"Hi everyone! I'm Jakob Nelson-Murrey and I'm super! Thanks for asking! I'm 9 years old and I like, Brian!", he turns around and gives me a big hug. I try to shove him off me, but I'm too lazy.

Finally, it's me, "Hello drama alert nation? I'm your host, Brian Yaxeyel. I'm 9, and like my buddy here," I put an arm around Jakob.

"No homo tho," I follow it up with.

Jakob

After I've taken a seat for a few minutes I feel someone hit the back of my head.
I turn around not liking what they just did.

A kid with a red coat and yellow, blue had on chuckles behind me. I try to ignore him but he's so loud.
I finally loose it and decide to do something about it.

I-

Raised my hand up in the room.

"Yes Jakob?",

"This kid behind me is distracting me from learning important stuff,"

"Really? Kylie Jenner on the stripper pole is something important?", I hear Connor whisper to someone but I ignore it.

"Eric, pay attention. Okay class as You can see in this video-", he's cut off with the bell ringing.

"Okay everyone. Study hard," Yeah right...

This,

Brian

Is,

Connor

Total,

Gwen

Hell.