51 Things The Cullens Are NOT Allowed To Do

51 Things Emmet Cullen Is NOT Allowed To Do

51 Things Emmet Cullen Is NOT Allowed To Do

Emmet Cullen is not allowed to...

1. Steal Rosalie's clothes...

2. ...And replace them with Mike Newton's.

3. Eat one of Esme's pies and say it was horrible.

4. Dress up as a clown...

5. ...and run down the street yelling "I WILL FIND YOU MR FLUFFYORANGEMONKEYPIGGREENANIMALTHING!!"

6. Die his hair bronze...

7. ...buy a Volvo...

8. ...and watch innocent girls sleep.

9. *cough*Edward*cough*

10. Throw Edwards piano out the window...

11. ...and blame it on Bella.

12. Pretend Jacob is a puppy...

13. ...and feed him dog food.

14. Try to cook.

15. Steal every dog in town...

16. And stick pink sequins on them...

17. and sell them back to their owners.

18. Dance on Edward's piano.

19. Take the screws out of Jacobs motorbike...

20. And put holes in the tires...

21. And blame it on the fluffy unicorn.

22. Tell Rosalie that he likes Bella more than her.

23. Attempt to eat a pie.

24. Throw a pie at Jacob.

25. Throw a cream pie at Jacob.

26. Light Edwards car on fire...

27. And say it was Bella.

28. Start randomly dancing the Macarena in a shopping center...

29. Or doing ballet...

30. Or just dancing in general.

31. Sing baby by Justin Beiber...

32. Or any song by Justin Beiber...

33. Or Brittney Spears...

34. Or Beyonce.

35. Tell jasper that Alice is fat.

36. Tell Alice that Alice is fat.

37. Tell Bella that the monkey is going to eat her...

38. And Jacob...

39. Because it likes dog.

40. Prank call Leah.

41. Prank call Jacob.

42. Prank call himself.

43. Strictly no prank calling.

44. Learn how to say asdfghjkl in real life...

45. Because that would be amazing.

46. Tell Edward that he's old...

47. And put him in a community home.

48. Disobey these rules...

49. No matter how stupid they are.

50. Sew sequins onto all of Edwards clothes.

51. Die his hair pink.