I want to talk to Hobi since yesterday but I don't know what's the right word to say,
I want to ask for a help, but how?
Well, I already asked Jimin for a help but he offered me to ask Hobi, because Hobi is the most close friend of Seoltang,
Yeap, I like Yoongi and I wanna date him T.T
eottokeeeee?
I've been following Hobi wherever he go around the house,
And I think he noticed what I'm doing because he go upstairs to his room, so I followed him.
He closed the door before I enter, I makeface and open it so I can enter,
He was sitting on his bed, his head resting on his bed's headboard.
"Why are you following me? Do you really want to be fvck?" He asked,
"Well, you're so handsome you know that?" I'm trying to get his trust,
He then give me a -What-do-you-want- look, I sighed
"I want you to help me," I said
"Help you what?" He asked without interest,
"Help me with Yoongi," I said with a low tone, he looked at me with a -What-the-fvck-? Look, "Look, I tried my very best to stop this feeling," I said
"So?"
"What? Hey, help me,"
"How?"
"Uhm, I dont know honestly, what about you will set a date for us? Or, talk to him about me and say cheesy things," I said
"No way,"
"Please?"
"Nope,"
"Hobi-ah," I said with a puppy eyes
"I said, no Y/N,"
"Hobi, please?"
"Nah-uh,"
"Please?"
"No,"
"Please?"
"Ani,"
"Daddy?" I said with a supeeer pouty lips,
He looked at me after swallowed,
"Fine," He looked at me in defeat,
"Okay, so what should I do to get him?" I asked, he gave an -eww-wtf- look,
"Let me introduce him to you first," He said
I nodded
"First, he doesn't want a naïve girl," He said and I nodded again
"So you have to know how to be not a naïve one, okay?" i nodded "You need at least know how to kiss, how to flirt, how to dirty talk, how to dress flirty without Yoongi knowing that you're doing it on purpose, and also you have to learn new things, like, make out, you should be more open about those things, you should know how to go with the flow when we're talking about 'sex'--- wait, do you even know what sex means?" He asked,
"Of course!"
"And do you have any idea on your head on how to do 'sex'?" He asked again,
"No,"
"Haish, there's a different kind of sex, but mostly, Yoongi likes, hard sex," He said
"But, I'm naïve, I think I cant do those things," I said pouty,
He sighed
"Then just do what you think that will get him," He said
"No! At least help me, like, tell me his dislikes, and likes," I said
"Oh, he doesn't like naïve girls,"
"What?"
"Kidding, well he doesn't like, strawberry when eating ice cream, he like mango flavored ice cream, and, he like girls who wore cute things like ear headband, something cute," He said
"And, what should I avoid to do when I'm with him?" I asked
"Avoid being so naïve, and avoid being so quiet, and when he's sleeping, you should shout right on his ear, because he really likes when people wake him that way," He said
"Okay! I'll be updating whenever I've done good things! Thank you so much Daddy!" I happily exclaimed,
I also kissed him on his cheeks before I left his room,
Mission: Make Yoongi fall for me,
