Squaring off with a deer

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"Your friend disappeared into the woods twenty minutes ago and you two are trying to plan out the playlist for the road trip!? Really?"
- Cindy

"Yes, really. Mind you...Emerson is a big boy and can handle himself. He's fully capable of lifting a semi-truck with his bare hands and can basically turn your brain into a potato if he felt like it. So why the hell do we have to be concerned about him running into the woods? If he wants to square off with a deer, let him at it."
- Valerie

— Cindy and Valerie's argument

Chapter: Thirty one

Book: Sidekick

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