Guess the Disney Song

Song 94

Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brainIt's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dreamBut you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show youThis is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a boxA box?
is it steel?Are there locks?Is it filled with a pox?A pox
How delightful, a poxIf you please
Just a box with bright-colored paper
And the whole thing's topped with a bowA bow?
But why?
How ugly
What's in it?
What's in it?That's the point of the thing, not to knowIt's a bat
Will it bend?It's a rat
Will it break?Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lakeListen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas landNow, pay attention
Now we pick up an oversized sock
And hang it like this on the wallOh, yes! Does it still have a foot?Let me see, let me lookIs it rotted and covered with gook?Hmm, let me explain
There's no foot inside, but there's candy
Or sometimes it's filled with small toysSmall toysDo they bite?Do they snap?Or explode in a sack?Or perhaps they just spring out
And scare girls and boysWhat a splendid idea
This Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at onceEveryone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they wantAnd the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understandAnd I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red
And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it saidAnd on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy ClawsWell, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand
That special kind of feeling in Christmas land
Oh, well...