Aries = Oh sh*t
Taurus = Lmao imma drink bleach
Gemini = ............oh
Cancer = Might as well give up now
Leo = Lol don't care
Virgo = God damn i had one job
Libra = *Chillin*
Scorpio = Hahahahahahahaha crap
Sagittarius = Life goes on
Capricorn = *Actually able to fix the problem*
Aquarius = What the actual hell
Pisces = *Cries*
