In the middle of the movie I had got a facetime call from my favorite friend/ fake brother Roy.
"Hiiiiiii," I said doing my dramatic gasp
"Wassup fool. Whatchu doing?" He said rolling up his daily weed
"Watching Black Panther." I said looking back at the movie
"Who are you talking to?" Joseph asked
"My brother," I replied
"How many brothers do you have Mon?" He asked raising his eyebrow
"This is my fake brother. See," I said shoving my phone in his face showing him Roy
"Oh, my boy Luxifer. Why how the hell are you?" Joseph said like them little white people
"Man, take your little white ass on somewhere Baby Joe. What are you doing over there anyways?" Roy asked laughing
"Nigga, I'm here watching a movie with these fucking crackers. They look like they could be Donald Trump daughters got damn," Joe said shaking his head looking at the movie
"Give me my damm phone bitch. Get out while your at it," I said snatching my phone from him
"No, because your brothers gone Kung Fu Panda my ass bruh"
"I'm not your bruh BRUH"
"You right. You my bebeh"
"Y'all so ugly dawg," i heard someone say
I looked down on my phone to remember that I was on FaceTime with somebody.
"Fuck up boa," Baby Joe said mugging him
It's a good thing Jayda is so focused on the movie, because if she wasn't. . . Whoo wee. Boy would have marks all on his face.
"Oh shit, I forgot your ass was even on here." I said
See, I can cuss because she know not to hit me, so she just gets my brothers instead.
"Woww, that's crazy. But you want to know what's my favorite button on here?" Roy asked
"Don't you d-" But it was too late
I can't believe he just hung up on me like that. I texted him before looking back at the movie
Mon🤞🏾💜: woww, that's crazy dude
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