Catnado

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The president: ladies and gentlemen
(As he paused looking at the journalist and news cameras flashing and recorded )
The president: ladies and gentlemen (he swallowed hard) of United States and United Nations after the last sharknados attack not only was the worst attacks we ever had we also witnessed formations of brand new nados the plague our planet later today
(He pauses again to wipe of the sweat off his forehead)
The president:sorry about that y'all making me nervous and we haven't started question yet (the clouds laughs) back to what I was saying later today I'm having meeting with the shepherd family and few other people to discuss about the task force I'm forming they are gonna know as the nado destroyer now I can answer some umm you
Diane sawyer: yes mr.president I'm Diane sawyer from Washington post I'm wondering does the shepherd family know your partnering them with other people
The president: no not yet they will find out at the meeting next question
Reporter 1: Knowing fin tract record of his teaming is the worst and them being killed how does that make you feel knowing you gonna forcing and sacrificing innocent people
The president: well first I'm not gonna force anyone to signup and second of all if they do sign up I'm gonna bring up a footnote about their safety and them possibility of them staying alive
Maria menounse: I'm from enews how your team know where to go and know what nados they deal
The president:well unfortunately we won't where the nados will and what kind of nados we gonna relaying on local law Enforcement to inform us next question
Maria:one more question how will the people know where to go during nado attack and call for help if need
The president: federal and state and local governments have came together to build shelters and federal emergency aide have sent information to deal with that matter of one more question
Reporter 2: I'm drake bell from celebrities are more important
The president: wait aren't youths a actor from drake and josh
Reporter 2: yes but I'm also well known singer
The president:yes I know but your music sucks (crowds laughs again) ok ladies and gentlemen the all the time I have I will see y'all at the next conference in Paris France
Reporter 2:I didn't ask my question
The president:goodnight everyone
(As he exits out the room everyone start talking and sharing noting the the conference)
Reporter 2: mr president (as he running and screaming)I want you to answer me (slams in the door)
Mr.heat:yo white boy get away from the damn door
(He slams the reporter to the ground)
Mr.heat:security lock this stupid ass up (he huffs) and get this damn reporters out of here the scene turn over the Oval Office