"THE ANGEL OF HEMP!"
Gabriel was browsing through all of the biblical books the men of letters bunker had to offer, especially the one's concerning Angels and Archangels. He was conveniently perched on Sam's head, using his golden wings to support the weight Sam couldn't. Sam, who was at first pissed, had gotten used to Gabriel's odd nature, and had slowly come to enjoy his spontaneous ways. The actions seemed to fit his personality more, and Sam was slowly piecing together the Archangel that was Gabriel. Using Gabriel logic, he realized today was a 'sit pretzel style on Sam's head' kind of day.
"Hey, Cassie is the Angel of the Capricorn," he lightly elbowed Sam in the head, "that sounds much more royal than mine. Hey everyone! I'm the angel of Cancer!"
"You are Cancer," Sam mumbled, leaning back in his chair. Gabe fell to the ground with a thud and a frown, "dude, not cool."
Gabe brushed off his pants and stood up, picking up his book that also fell. He found Cassiel's page again, continuing to read aloud to Sam, "Cassiel is known as the ruler of the Seventh Heaven, known for being the holiest of the Heavens. This heaven holds the Holy Throne of God, and meetings with the 6 other Archangels happen here," he paused and thought, "7 Archangels, Sammy. I guess me and the other three guys weren't enough. "
"What a shock, " Sam attempted to blow the hair from his face but failed miserably.
Gabriel jumped to Sam's side, "why are you so gruuuumpy? Lighten up, Moose."
Sam huffed, "We've been in this bunker for like fifty years. There's been no sign of a case, and I'm sick and tired of italian take out."
"Hmm," Gabriel nodded, "I have an idea."
Then, he was gone.
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"Why does this matter?" Asked Cas, clearly pissed at his brother. Gabriel had made it known about Cas' true biblical identity to everyone in the bunker, especially Cas.
"Becaaauuuuseee, it's cool, and funny! You know what hemp is right?"
"Yes of course I do, Gabriel. I've been on this earth longer than you have."
Gabe put his hands up, "whoah, no need to be mad. Well, I'm the angel of all white flowers."
Cas shook his head and sighed, "does our dad even know who you are? You are anything but the angel of white flowers."
"Fight me, Castiel." He turned and walked away. Cas silently laughed and went back to watching youtube, a website Dean had showed him a few days ago.
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"Ugh. Gabe if I hear about this one more time-"
"Fine, I'll stop."
The 4 boys sat at the main table, eating food from the new italian place Dean had found on one of his drives. The two angels had been with them for about 6 months now. Gabe, while seeming fine at first, still had mental damage from all of his years as a slave to Crowley and Azmodeas. Even though he claimed he wasn't a "team kind of guy," Sam knew Gabe had come to love finally having a real family. Cas of course had been a permanent member for a while, even thinking of making his last name Winchester. Gabriel still had dark visions of his past, so Sam's room was right next to his in case anything major happened. It seemed as though each angel had chosen their Winchester, and were happy with the family they had come to have.
"You dudes are all so grumpy," Gabriel whined, "You guys need to find a case and get out there. Kill some monsters and get with some girls, ya know?" Gabe nuged Sam.
Castiel looked visibly upset at the thought of Dean being with girls. Gabe kept his laugh contained. He and Cas had promised to never say anything publically about either of their close attachment to Sam and Dean. Neither knew if it was what humans called "love," but they didn't want to ask.
"Gabriel, we haven't found a case in over two weeks," grumbled Castiel.
"Sometimes I worry we're running out of monsters," Dean added. He put down his fork, "that would suck ass."
"Oh come on, Dean. There are always more monsters. I'm sure you're just not looking hard enough," Gabe jokingly emphasized 'hard.'
Sam activated bitchface on him immediatly.
Gabe stood up and pushed the chair away, putting his hands on the table, "I'm finding you guys something to do. Maybe a case, or a movie, but you are annoyingly mad. I will stand for it no longer."
"Can I have your pasta?" Sam asked
"You know I don't eat, right?"
Sam shrugged and slid the tin in front of himself.
"Moose," Gabriel muttered, before walking back to his room.
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Gabriel stayed up late, researching all he could on the real, biblical angels. Some parts were more concerning than he would have liked, such as that he found that God once mooned Moses. That didn't leave his head for a while. This alternate world of angels was so full. There were subclasses and different heavens, and guardians of almost everything. It was much more spectacular than the circus that heaven was right now. He sighed, running his hand through his hair, what could he do to cheer up the boys?
He could've sworn a lightbulb appeared above his head in that moment. Such a charming, all too Gabriel idea got caught and wouldn't let go. A new world for the boys, just a few days. It was perfect, absolutely perfect. Funny too, hilarious even, but he knew it would make Cas the happiest.
He just had to make sure it wasn't on a tuesday.
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You'll Call My Name and I'll Be Gone
FanfictionAfter playing a prank on Castiel, Dean, and Sam, Gabriel's joke takes a turn for the worst. Now no longer just a fictional universe, Castiel, or now known as Cassiel, is the ruler of the Seventh Heaven, the angel of Orphan's, and sits upon a throne...