My So Called Boyfriend

Chapter 1

Note: This chapter is unedited. 😊

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People usually called me a badass.  Well,  I am. I hate to pretend I'm good 'cause I'm not. Women worship me in bed. And I give them all the satisfaction they want but except love. I never been in love since fetus. I don't know what exactly that means.

When I was fifteen I began to devirginized women. My mom didn't know that I already did it. And when she found out I was kicked out to our family. I learned to conned some weak people especially women for me to go on in life. But I almost went to jail because of what I did. Thanks to my parents,  they settled everything. Things got more complicated and my relationship with my mom got worst. I keep on living my life on my own. But sometimes, things won't work out the way you want it to be and only my parents can save me.

I didn't even had a serious relationship to any women I had sex. I'm a fucking gigolo and women called me the Sex God.

“The fuck Krautamer! Are you listening?! ”Galit na asik ni Kleizner na tinanguan ko naman.

“Tss... If I failed this time Krautamer I will surely recommend Tita Rianne to registered you to that fucking cupid agency! ” Napamulagat naman ako sa narinig ko mula kay Creighton.

“No way!  Don't you ever do that Creighton! Ayaw ko pang mawalan ng kinabukasan! ”

He just smirked at me. Kainis! Bakit ba kasi na in love pa 'to sa isang amazonang babaeng 'yun! At ako pa talagang inatasang tumugtog para sa proposal daw niya kay Sia at nakahanap na daw siya ng ka-duet ko.

I can't understand what love means nor I can't relate to it.. I find it crazy to be in love.. Look at my friend he was once a Casanova but when he met that amazona he suddenly changed into a better person.

"Fine! Fine! Fine! I will do it! But you have to pay me twice. You know mom freeze my account again. I'm too poor now." I said.

"Okay." Thanks God! Finally I can earn some money!

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Nagising ako dahil sa walang humpay na pagtunog ng cellphone ko. Napagulong ako at inabot ang phone ko sa may bedside table.

“H--hello?”

 
“Pussssssssy!” Parang naglindol ang tainga ko at naglabasan ang tutuli dahil sa lakas ng pagtawag ng walang'ya kong besfriend!

“My God!Kaori Nasisira ang eardrums ko!”

“Hahaha.... ahw my bad prenie! Don't cha forget your date at 10 am please... and wear a dress pussy. Huwag mong sayangin ang million na nagastos ko para lang dyan sa date na 'yan.”

“My God! Kaori! Bakit ka ba nagsasayang ng pera? Baka naman na i-scam ka lang dyan?”

“Of course not. Legal ang dating agency na  ʼto. I swear!”

“Okay fine! I'll get ready.” I said and hang up.

Napagulong lang ako sa kama. Medyo antok pa kasi ako. Tiningnan ko muna ang orasan at nakita kong mag aalas-otso pa lang. Kaya umidlip muli ako.

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