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Mom: Paul Stanley
Dad: Ace Frehley
Siblings: Peter Criss, Eric Carr, Vinnie Vincent, (adopted) Axl Rose
Grandmother: Gene Simmons
(merchandise Lady at the stands Grandma)
Grandfather: David Lee Roth
Haunts you: Kiko Loureiro
Significant other: Joe Perry
Ex: Keith Richards
Best friend: Alice Cooper
Promposed to you (supposed to be proposed but I'm not old enough and too crazy to get married): Steven Tyler
Boss: Eddie Van Halen
Random person you met at a bar: Joey Kramer
Rival: Joan Jett
First Kiss: Chad Kroger
Person you bought your first house with: Brett Michaels
Got drunk and sang karaoke with: Bobby Dall
Played 7 minutes in heaven with: George Harrison
Gave your favorite dessert: Axl Rose. Mom and Dad made me do it.
Your sex slave: Dave Mustang
Spending time with these people
Paul Stanley (Mom)
My mom and I went shopping at the local mall. I was about to go to my first high school reunion. I can't believe it's been 12 years since me and the "Gang" as Mom and Dad like to call them, hung out. My mom's phone rang. "I'm terribly sorry honey, it's your father. He's passed out drunk on your grandmother's couch again." mom's voice had a worried tone to it. Dad hasn't drank in almost 20 years. I was really worried. We have to drive to grandma's now.
Ace Frehley (Dad)
My grandmother was right. My dad is passed out drunk on the couch. "Get him outta here" grandma said. She was very stubborn at the moment. "Dad" I yell. He wakes up. "Get up. You're drunk and we're leaving" I say. He hangs his head low, embarrassed by the situation and utterly and bitterly disgusted with himself. "Let's go to your brothers" my dad said.
Peter Criss(sibling 1)
My brother Peter, is my favorite brother. And also the favorite child. He was born last. I feel bad for him. He likes fast cars and fancy guitars. The rock and roll life was looked down upon in the city he was born in. Everyone's agenda these days. "Sex" the sinful act of procreation. "Drugs" the even more sinful act, involved in self harm and, my point three, "Rock N Roll" also known as "the devil's music, heaven avoider, a mortal sin". This is the third element to a bad kid. He will always have problems. It's true.
Eric carr (Sibling 2)
Eric is the second youngest. One of my least favorite siblings, that goody two shoes is. He never shuts up about good deeds to the poor. Even that lumbar pillow was an insult to my face. I still live with back pain to this day. I remember that christmas, the one where I was diagnosed with a chest tumour. It took 21 doctors to get the little fella out. My father musta told me it would be ok 70 times during that surgery. Eric was smiling at me while worried for me. Eric's fault. God truth.
Vinnie Vincent( sibling 3)
My least fing favorite sibling. I hate this prick. He's should go back to the hellhole he crawled out from. Ok, my mother's womb is not a hellhole if he's carried 4 children. But still, he's a sibling from hell. I'm serious. He's arrogant, aloof, and one day, his kids will turn out exactly like him. He treats me like I'm sugar, like he's some sort of a candy eater, dying to get some disease like diabetes. I swear to god, he comes in 2 parts. Nice and sweet and pretty, and aggressive, mean and ugly.
