Some mature references ahead. Read at your own risk.
I was walking when I met a guy. Wow he's handsome. You know, the looks and his eyes and yadah yadah yadah. Ughhh i think this day isn't going to be very good becuz u know, shits and stuff gon' happen like later and i'm like just an ordinary girl who can see ghosts and talk to them and has a friend who could hear the future ya'know, ya'know. And then i met this guy and i think my day just brightened. Or was it the sun that brightened the day? Idfk but ya'know, lemme just ask him if he wants me.
“Hey!” i called to him flirtilitly, “do you like me?!1!1!”
Then his eyes widened and he smiled and his teeth were pearls that shoned when the sun hit them (like damn hope his tongue don't get burnt) and his eyes were blue orbs and they were beautiful like deeeeeym wuuut.
He spread his very muscley arms like a butterfly towsrds me and smiled like an idiot. “YEAS!!”
My mind went woot woot woot and my heart went dumdum dumdum and then i think my teats went vroom vroom yow dis is ur chance to get a bf lmfao what am i even writing. So yeah and then he told his number like i'm not a stranger and i gave my number too bcuz he's not a stranger!1!1! I'm so happy like wuuut gosh this is so amazing finally had a bf after 69 months and i'm gonna go 420 in just a moment like whatcha gonna do mmm yeah lmfao.
So i went home, did the brush brush and cut my pubes in case something happens like yaknow lmfao and then i went to sleep and then i went to the cafe the morning after i slept then this guy in a battlesuit came like wtf his cosplay is worse than trump's hair like wtf like wtf eh eh eh eh lmfao wat the hell am i doing again lmfao lmfatso.
So yeah he asked me to get my number and then i said no because he's a stranger with buttercups and blossoms and bubbles like is he even the powerpuff girls like lmfao. Then he go boom boom pow and took his bow from his back and then arched it without even trying then he released the bow like wtf is even wrong with me why am i even writing this again lmfao lmfao.
“you don't even have arrows dude.” and everyone was like deeeym booiii buuuuuUUUUUUURRRRnnn.
“i'm not an Andrew for nothing.”
“no one cares mama miya.”
“you know i'm starting to like you bitch like wtaf you two just met a while ago totally not surprising.”
“same tbfh i just wanna kiss you and all but then we're just fictional characters based on real human beings like dem lmfao did you just broke the 69th wall”
“no u”
“adorable!”
“So after 420 years i finally saw you becuz ur the first psychic girl ever like lmfao i don't look for guys cuz i'm straight and i dont suck diccs #nohomo”
“no i dont wanna help you”
And everyone went deeeym guurl buuuuRRRRRRRRRRRRnnn lmfao what am i even writing now i have 540 nonsense writing lmfao lmfao.
So yeah he kept on bothering me so that i can help him but i said no becuz i'm not a slut btw #notoslutshaming cuz like sluts are da best girl friends ever.
After a while he got annoyed and all hell breaks loose and fumes of steam started to come out of his ears and buttcrack and mouth cuz u know he's a ghost and he's technically air but i'm just fucking up ur minds and why am i even not censoring this lmfao.
“ur bfs ded”
“bf who”
“ur bf”
“u mean gf”
“no u”
“o”
Then i immediately rushed crying towards the hospital bcuz u know imma crybaby crybaby but you dont fucking care crybaby crybaby you laugh through ur tears but them the car went to his house (i dunno his name bcuz i'm conservative ya'know) and then i immediately went out of the taxi like some action star and rolled out like damn wtf lmfao that's some great shit there people suddenly gave me 500 bucks each and i gave them a give bow lmfao.
Then the funeral started but then the house collapsed so the corpse was buried in no time. No one cared and i just left bcuz ya know total chaos and totally no one knows me there lmfao
Then leo came in and he said he heard someone crying for help behind me so i looked and saw the bitchass frying pan Andrew actively but fakedly crying for help like wahh wahhh i need help like yow hello brofist there like deeeym.
So i helped him out with this malicious thingy, but then i saw leo going crazy like wtf what's happening to him.
“Leo wassup whya being cray cray”
“orgasm”
“?”
“naomi don't listen to them! They're uninnocent people tryna ruing ur kind like wtaf lmfao don't you learn it on grade 5 lmfao”
I turned around and saw Glitch and Salix making out but then really they werent bcuz if i said so then Glitch would throw up his breakfsst/lunch/dinner/snacks and probly Salix would ditch the challenge. So they helped me out when Andrew's gonns be sucked inside the toilet-like malicious malificent bad evil good gone bad like wtaf is he. some slime or something like saliva or worse some pishhhhh.
I took out a chalk i got some my ex's mouth and draw a pentagon with circles then sat down and laughed some chants. Glitch, Salix and Leo sat down on the other circle but there was one more circle not filled out that scared the shit outta me like wtaf.
Then came RYYYYY yayy.
So she sat down, we all held hands #nohomo and then started to chant mekeni mekeni dug dug doremi lmfao so original. The candles went out and when i opened my eyes i saw a demonic being laughing like damn he's so cray cray and his face was like Lord Voldemort in HP lmfao no nose.
“you bitches will fry ur asses when you gotta go go go and tsamina mins eh eh.”
“oh sorrey aboot dat eh?”
“say eh one more!” glitch threatened the demon.
“eh”
Glitch and Salix joined forces and go bang bang into the room i know u want it like lmfao. Ry threw cats on the demon and the demon screamed high pitched.
Finally Andrew came holding Izzie's spear on her pfp and then he threw it and then happily ever after!
The next day, police said everything was an accident like typical lmfao 1134 words wow. My new found fams went to my house and we celebrated my birthday and when i blew the candle to make a wish, Venn suddenly said “One Wish” so i threw a Katy Perry and said “Roar!” and then s/z/he threw another KP reference “Swish swish!” and then s/z/he said “Look What You Made Me Do” then vanished.
I faced the camera-book and smirked then said . . .
“Are you ready for it?”
12/10
Leo wrote this btw because he was bored
Don't ask why I published it here
But I figured this would be fun if I actually published it lmao
So here ya go
Also there's some foreshadowing
Update 2/19/19: It's no longer foreshadowing something as it's already been released on my main profile. I'm just publishing this again to have content on this profile.
dab
Okay, see y'all later!
_Glitch
