Sup.

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WHO'S READY FOR A LIFE UPDATE YOU NEVER ASKED FOR?

*crickets chirp*

Fuck y'all, I'm doin it anyway.

So, first things first. (-I'm the realest-) Shut up, Iggy.

I am now employed at Mickey D's (if y'all read my announcement you already know.) My plan was to be part of the #savagesquad (Wendy's) but this works too.

Depression is still a bitch but, I'm takin it one day at a time.

Hmm...

Oh! I have recently befriended a squirrel who follows me around from time to time. (This is him sitting on top of a table outside my 5th hour.)

His name name is Fuckin Sprinkles (Sprinkles for short

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His name name is Fuckin Sprinkles (Sprinkles for short.)

My hair literally looks like a unicorn puked on my head now.

My hair literally looks like a unicorn puked on my head now

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Aaaaand that's about it. So, what's up with y'all? What have you been doing since I've been fucking ghost? UPDATE ME.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 24, 2018 ⏰

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