Authors note: This fanfiction was inspired by being bored at play practice.
Once there was a bootiful girl named Belle who was very sexy. Belle loves books, anime, and manga. Her dad invented a dildo and was going to an invention fair.
So Belle's father left the village with the dildo to go to the invention fair. He got attacked by some unrealistic wolves who dont attack people unless they have to, but it wouldn't be dramatic so...
He escaped the wolves because it wouldn't make sense if he just died, so anyway the author is lazy so let's teleport to the castle.
