Catfish

~2013 June 26

"Do you have a kik account yet?" my friend Jada asks. It was the last day of school for all 7th graders, and saying goodbye to my friend who was then moving away, was hard. I wiped the dried crust from eyes, and laughed.

"The f*ck is that?" I ask. I don't even have a skype!

"Zhane, it's an app that people use to text. Here give me your-

"Is it free". My last phone bill made my mom trip, think of Madea and the guy from Dragonball Z put into one. Yeah, that bad. Jada laughs grabs my phone, and says "Yes, It's free". Me, her, my other best-friends Sasha, and Lillian were all headed to McDonald. Entirely, any school in the radius of ours were going there.

"Aye, I'll finish that kit s*it when I get home".

"It's Kik b*tch", Jada corrects. I roll my eyes, and notice a crowd at the end of the block.

"FIGHT!", we all scream, and ran toward it. You see the last day of school was the something similar to Spartacus or the Purge. You are one of the three; A fighter, spectator, or a friend watching their friend get their ass beat.

The person getting their ass beat at the moment was Tiana. Now Tiana, she a huge bitch. Like when I say huge, I mean literally. She's 12, but the size of a grown ass man. 6'3. And the person beating her ass was shorter than her. No one knew why Tiana didn't fight back, I mean I woulda killed the bitch if I was her height. But she just let the girl hit her. It was funny as hell!

After saying my final goodbyes, I went home and changed I to my correct summer attire. No pants ! The Kik app was the first thing that sprang up on my phone, 'Made With Love In Waterloo'.

Username: puertoricanni

Password:***************

Kik Name;Dope <Hand emoji>

As soon as I logged on, a soft 'Ping' came from my phone. Right away I knew that it was going to annoy the f*ck out of me. I set my profile pic, and updated my contacts. Ping! My first message came from KIK team.

"Welcome to Kik messenger!" it read. I typed back, 'F*ck you'. Immediately, my phone let off another 'Ping'. Instead of checking it, I ran though the apps, One entitled Hey Hey caught my eye. It showed many kik users who posted pics of theirselves, and had 'chat now' options. I'm mostly the most shy thing on earth. So I knew that there was no way I was chatting any cute boys. I posted a pic of my self waiting for a message. Instantly a ping, came from my phone. Then another, and another....

You could already guess I had a lot of people messaging me. But this one cute guy, messages me 'Hey, u cute'. I nearly bumped my head into the ceiling, whenever I'm excited I jumped on my bed. I messaged back, 'Tu Lindo'. Heart face emoji>. I was hype as hell!

King is typing....

Lol. Tu habla espanol?

Yea, Lml. A little, mi padre is pr. But my Mom is of African American decent.

Oh that's wassup.whats ur name?

I froze. I didn't want him to think my name was weird.

?

Lol sorry. It's Nay.

Cute, I'm AJ.

Aw, lol. Adorable so wyd?

Chilling, wbu?.

Video games, ps3.

Oh shit u game? Add me @*******. How old are u tho?

14

Oh, I'm 16.

Fuck, turning 17 or just turned?