Zentreya, a woman with an intimidating glare, red hair and homicidal tendencies was hovering over Kirby's shoulder but not doing anything...murderous. What's going on here?
About almost a week ago, Kirby's friends made him take a DNA test to see who his relatives really were and while they expected a family tree of nice and innocent ancestors, they found Zentreya in there as Kirby's big sister. Zentreya was a long time friend of theirs and they never expected her to be related to Kirby like that of all ways. They acted nothing alike. The only thing similar about them is the red hair. Ever since Zen found out about it, she's been around Kirby more often and protecting him. Kirby didn't mind at all, in fact, he liked it. Having her as a big sister was fun.
Zen held Kirby close to her, occasionally giving him headpats. "This is...the strangest shit ever." Shadow stated.
"No it's not! I'm just bonding with my big sister." Kirby responded and smiled when Zen nuzzled him. "I guess now I can call her....Zen onee-chan~" Shadow, Sho, Rogue, Nova, Sora, Ven and BWC all cringed. Zen nodded in happiness.
"Don't ever say that again. I will kill you." Sora told him. Zen took out her gun then pointed it at Sora, making him hush.
"Thank you Zen onee-chan~ I'm glad I have you here to protect me." Kirby hugged her and their friends cringed again. Rogue walked away, unable to handle it.
"The family tree only gets weirder and more confusing from here." Sho told them. They all sighed.
