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My Art Teacher

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by Renegades4

by Renegades4

By Joshua_Penguin4

DISCLAIMER: ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITY FROM, WELL, EVERYONE. ANY NAME YOU SEE IN THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE IS MADE UP.

So one day in art, we are painting and all is normal. We all know that my art teacher has a deer skull tattoo on his back (why, I don't know) so we all know he is kinda weird. So, this one kid, he is all like, "The government is controlling us" yadda yadda yadda, and my art teacher is having none of it. He's all like, "Nuh-uh, the government is just normal, doing normal government-y things." John (the kid) said, "OK, sure, then the Illuminati is controlling us." And Mr.Davis (the art teacher) gets so mad. He says, "THE ILLUMINATI DOES NOT EXIST!" ectcetera, ectcetra, ectcetera.

Therefore, I believe that Mr.Davis is part of the Illuminati.