As we arrive at McDonald's 3 hours later and I got the biggest sigh of relief. I waddle over to the card only registers as I can't talk to real people. I order my food and I ask the salamander what she wants. She replies with "blub blub, blub blub, blub" I said "Sure, anything for you" As we sit down to eat our food we begin to talk. Her seducing look made me the happiest man alive. As I bite into my big mac I get close to her ear and whisper "I vdfgv Lovergh Yourfg" As the grease from the big mac slides down her school blazer she decides to take me home.
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RomansaA grease dripping story about a sexually confused ginger boy.
