Llama Love 4 Life

How It All Started

Once there lived a llama named Gerry. Gerry was a happy llama who was at an old/young age in life. Gerry decided that a lover was needed in life. Gerry was very lonely. At night Gerry would go to bars and have a few drinks to forget about loneliness. Life is hard when you are Gerry. Gerry will teach you many things about life. Just listen closely to the words of wisdom that is spoken by the Gerry.
Then there was Alphred. Alphred had just gotten over a break up with Pucho. Alphred is an energetic but sad Llama. Alphred likes to hangout at the grocery store stealing free samples. Alphred pretends to be a detective sometimes. Most of the time, they are cases that have already been solved. Alphred drinks also, not every night though... Alphred is more of a go getter type. Alphred isn't as wise as Gerry. Alphred does have weird adventures that can be told. Listen to Alphred to learn the path of life.
One day, Alphred was going on a little stroll. Alphred was walking in front of a bar entry way. All of a sudden, out of no where, Gerry ran into Alphred. (Of course, Alphred didn't know Gerry's name at the time, but it is a story of the past being told in the future). Gerry got scolded by Alphred. After that, Gerry decided to try and, you know, the big d word. Date! Gerry asked Alphred on a date and of course, Alphred was flattered. Some llama decided to run into Alphred, just to get a date with Alphred. Gerry was desperate for a spouse. All of his exes were fails from the past. Gerry must find a new spouse!!!! Alphred was the one that Gerry could marry and live a llama life with. Long story short, Alphred said yes but only if Alphred got to take 2 selfies on their date. Gerry and Alphred spent forever getting ready. They were so prepared and full of bravery! Of course, that is until they saw each other... They were so sweaty and gross man, they couldn't even talk! After a few of those dates, we end up to where we are now.