I was in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are u?"
Me: (embarrassed) "doing fine"
"So what are u up to?"
Me: uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.
"Can I come over"
Me: (attitude) no!!! I'm a little busy rite now.
"Listen, I will have to call u bak. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!