Melissa's prov
Me : SHE WHAT!
Remi : she let the dog pee on your pillow!😂
Me : Oh That Little Dick sucking , pussy licking , shit eating......
Remi : LANGUAGE!
Me : sorry sweetie i meant to say....that stupid ugly sister of mine.😅
Remi : Hey thats my Momma your talking about!
Me : oh calm down.
She pouted her tiny little lips. so i kissed them making her stick her tongue out. So i farted in her mouth. She screamed and ran downstairs.
Me : oh shit
Caroline : MALISSA HUDSON!
I slowly made my way downstairs.
Me : yeah.
caroline : Why the hell did you fart in Remi's mouth?
She tried so hard to keep a straight face but her red face and shaking lips gave her away. I shrugged.
Me : she stuck her tongue out at me.
She raised an eyebrow at me.
Caroline : you and your bad habits
She's right. I've been doing that since we were kids. Dumb child didn't even see it coming.😈
Caroline : want ice cream?
Me : sure
She took out 2 tubs of vanilla ice cream and handed one to me... i gave her an innocent smile then walked away after taking a spoon. i went to the lounge and sat in my 'im not gonna get for at least three hours' position.
When caroline walked in she rolled her eyes at me knowing me all too well , i sent her a mocking kiss . My life has become a piece of shitakimushrooms since i had kids. My bastard of a husband got me feeling like a damn couch potato.
Coraline : So what we gonna do with the rest of our day.
I thought for awhile and the BAM best idea hit me.
Me : lets go ice skating
Caroline : on it.
she walked out the romm and came back a few minutes later.
Caroline : she'll be here in a few minutes.
Me : KIDS!!!
Tiny little running foot steps coming closer and soon enough the little monsters were infront of us.
Me : what did i say about running in the house?
they gave me puppy dog eyes making me roll mine.
Me : that doesn't work on me
Caroline : We're going out and someone special is coming over.
Jax : mama can we go with you?
Me : absolutely not.
Jax : your not my mom. Can we ma?
Caroline : yeah what she said.
he frowned and stuck his tongue out. Making me do the same
